2022-09-17 at 10:44 PM UTC
* rated for 9,000 butt births
2022-09-18 at 6:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian.
Currently in hospital with a sprained wrist. All these half dead old people making me more aware of my mortality and fading beauty.
I'm fearful.
Booooo! You sound like a damn woman. A sprained wrist, really?
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2022-09-19 at 1:57 PM UTC
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2022-09-20 at 2:15 AM UTC
I like the aesthetic of coomerwave
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2022-09-20 at 2:15 AM UTC
aldra
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it really captures the feeling of watching porno on cough syrup
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2022-09-20 at 2:18 AM UTC
my dick don't work on that shit
2022-09-20 at 5:24 AM UTC
Really captures the feeling of being a cringey internet idiot, more like it.
2022-09-20 at 5:27 AM UTC
Wow she is doing le anime sex face very edgy and original and very internet, very online and very dialed up, top of the joke to you sir, very novel.
You totally didn't adopt the stupidest and most aggregated, bottomest of the barrel affectations of internet culture while missing any of the actual irony that might potentially have existed at some point.
2022-09-20 at 5:32 AM UTC
aldra
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well yeah, but why did a meth-fueled shitpost upset you so much
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2022-09-20 at 6:02 AM UTC
So squirt is piss then, well I never.
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2022-09-20 at 7:32 AM UTC
I mean one of the two options is literally "you really think it is true".
What is the omitted true option that you're proposing is not included in this alleged false dichotomy? Because that would mean "you really think that is true" doesn't cover it.
Like, you DONT really think that's true but it's also not just something you're saying to get a response?
So the option that is true lies in the class "you don't really think that's true but you're saying it for some other reason than to get a response"?
Fine then. What's your other reason that doesn't fall under those 2 categories? You have to say what it is to establish the falseness of the dichotomy.
2022-09-20 at 7:33 AM UTC
Is Aldra actually dumb? Have I been under the wrong impression this whole time?
2022-09-20 at 7:42 AM UTC
aldra
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yes, presenting the option sarcastically and incredulously changes the meaning.
that is a very long way of saying 'I'm not upset, for real guys'
