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Illinois’ plan to end cash bail is not a ‘purge law.’ It will, however, stop the criminalization of poverty
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2022-09-19 at 11:45 PM UTC
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2022-09-20 at 12:40 AM UTC
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2022-09-20 at 2:08 AM UTCwhat a stupid take
it removes the requirement for people who have been charged with a serious crime to provide collateral until they're able to clear their name and replaces it with nothingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-20 at 2:10 AM UTC> commit home invasion
> get courts summons, released
> commit home invasion
> get courts summons, released
> commit home invasion
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> don't turn up to court
> get courts summons, released
> commit home invasionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-20 at 2:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra > commit home invasion
FTFY
> get courts summons, released
> commit home invasion
> get courts summons, released
> commit home invasion
> get courts summons, released
> don't turn up to court
> get courts summons, released
> commit home invasion
> get courts summons, released
> commit home invasion at Speedy's house take the room temperature challenge -
2022-09-20 at 2:19 AM UTCCrime should be legal anyways.
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2022-09-20 at 2:20 AM UTChello, 911, what's taking them so long? I don't pay taxes to have to shoot my own fucking dogThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-20 at 2:26 AM UTC
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2022-09-20 at 2:27 AM UTC
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2022-09-20 at 2:32 AM UTC
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2022-09-20 at 2:42 AM UTCI have the place rigged up with home alone style booby traps
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2022-09-20 at 2:55 AM UTC
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2022-09-20 at 3:09 AM UTCI burn my own house down when people break in, you'll have to try harder
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man I've come closer than anyone. I spent my teen years playing with aerosal cans and fire, I was a total pyromaniac.
I liked the axe body spray + lighter and I always kept them in my backpack if anyone tried to fuck with me. I would make Molotov cocktails with a solvent soaked tampon attached with a rubbed band on the neck and throw them at dumpsters.
A favorite prank of mine was stealing a large amount of nail gun powder primers and setting fire to them all in a public place so it sounds like gunshots.
When I was on my first psycho meth binge I walked around the house naked with a 4L jug of isoporpyl alcohol and a lighter in case someone kicked my door down I would create a wall of fire like diablo 2.
When the crack shack eventually did burn down I was only gone for a few hours because the police and landlords were pissed that I was squating. The only reason I didn't catch an arson charge is because I had a mattress on the floor on the other side of the wall with the beer bottles and if I was sleeping when the house exploded I would have died so they believed me when I said I wasn't there.
But I actually hacked the power meter and got free internet, cable and power for months with nothing but a 15gauge copper wire, there was a massive spark when I stuck it in the hacked power meter but I didn't die and all the lights came on.
I probably will die from fire, either in an epic meth/LSD lab explosion or when I become an astronaut and 1000lbs of hydrazine explodes with me riding it.
I'm also the inventor of the greatest legal drug combo known to man. Huffing starter fluid while smoking a ciggarete also known as "Dragon Breath" -
2022-09-20 at 3:47 AM UTC
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2022-09-20 at 10:58 AM UTCI bet no one complains more about out of control crime than OP
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2022-09-20 at 11:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump I bet no one complains more about out of control crime than OP
OP could get mugged and they'd be like "these two young BPoC held me up at gunpoint and took my wallet and my phone, not that there's anything wrong with that, it's understandable with the challenges our unjust white supremacist systems of oppression continue to inflict upon the BPoC community that some of them will feel forced to resort to crime" wut u mean homie -
2022-09-20 at 11:35 AM UTCits like u people forget the captain sweden mentality of getting raped by a refugee and defending them/hoping they aren't deported. shitlibs literally can't help themselves. quokkas n whatnot.
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2022-09-20 at 11:40 AM UTCYeah but that's bullshit though. I mean everyone knows, especially people like OP living where he does.
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2022-09-20 at 11:42 AM UTCmaybe he "knows" but he'd never actually complain about it. thatd be racist.
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2022-09-20 at 11:43 AM UTCOP -> <- strapping young BPoC muggers
