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I am now on the no fly list.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    They told me I couldn't board because my 9mm, .38, .22 LongRifle (Disassembled), 1 Brass Knuckles, and 2 taped hammers violated "TSA" laws.

    i said welllllllllllll shit.

    oh and there was a bow and arrow, a couple of arrows really.

    I picked up the bow and kinda idk i didn't really intend to discharge an arrow into him, but i lined them up and start pulling back.

    15 STEVE WILKOS talked me out of no wheree lol

    now i've had a good ass beating and this was better than that lol

    so they gaveme 0 of my firearms back, all 7 beers, and 1 bow (no arrows)

    I have no ID and am now on the no fly list.

    and lol that shitw as such a good ass whoopin i wentinto PopEYES (they dropped me off two miles away and by dropped i mean dragged me out of the car)

    I remember at one point i said "I want my attorney" and was hit with some type of a black stick (night stick or flashlight or some shit like a treachon) LOL

    I complimented teh cop as he left "That's a nice Gen 4 GLock" he said excuse me???? "I said 'Your sidearm, sir."

    mmmm he called my mom

    wants nothing to do with me after 4 police beta me half to death.

    but it doesn't hurt to chew outta my left side of my mouth kinda

    They gave my beer back tho!!! Oh and I went to pop eyes

    I made 1 phone call, +1 pistol in a half hour LOL and I EXPECT IT LOADED GANG GANG GET IT HOW YOU LIVE IF YOU INT A PUSSY.
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    recovery is a process, not an event. I'm glad to see you're taking baby steps and moving forward lol
  3. #3
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Have fun fucking ur life up worse
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  4. #4
    blaster master victim of incest
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    troon African Astronaut
    it's hard to imagine i nearly married you. maybe not married, but got bummed hard by you. okay not bummed as such, but DM'd for sure.

    when you do your bow and arrow mass shooting, and it's all over the news, i'll say "I used to date that guy".
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    It was a set up
  7. #7
    Kafka sweaty
    Thank Goddess was worried you’d come to Ireland.
  8. #8
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol wot rofl so much for that pussy community college eh?
  9. #9
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    did you seriously try to board a plane with a gun in your carry-on? and then try to do a mass shooty with a bow and arrow?

    'cause if so there's gonna be some news reports about u

    and if there aren't any this is bs
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    Bradley revealed his identity as the mysterious "Florida Man" superhero that goes around in his underwear smoking meth and crack rocks in people's houses while they sleep and stealing trinkets like lawn and hood ornaments
  11. #11
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Next step state mental ward for the criminally insane
  12. #12
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Next step state doin a Bill Krozby
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Could hayppen
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    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Bradley They told me I couldn't board because my 9mm, .38, .22 LongRifle (Disassembled), 1 Brass Knuckles, and 2 taped hammers violated "TSA" laws.

    i said welllllllllllll shit.

    oh and there was a bow and arrow, a couple of arrows really.

    I picked up the bow and kinda idk i didn't really intend to discharge an arrow into him, but i lined them up and start pulling back.

    15 STEVE WILKOS talked me out of no wheree lol

    now i've had a good ass beating and this was better than that lol

    so they gaveme 0 of my firearms back, all 7 beers, and 1 bow (no arrows)

    I have no ID and am now on the no fly list.

    and lol that shitw as such a good ass whoopin i wentinto PopEYES (they dropped me off two miles away and by dropped i mean dragged me out of the car)

    I remember at one point i said "I want my attorney" and was hit with some type of a black stick (night stick or flashlight or some shit like a treachon) LOL

    I complimented teh cop as he left "That's a nice Gen 4 GLock" he said excuse me???? "I said 'Your sidearm, sir."

    mmmm he called my mom

    wants nothing to do with me after 4 police beta me half to death.

    but it doesn't hurt to chew outta my left side of my mouth kinda

    They gave my beer back tho!!! Oh and I went to pop eyes

    I made 1 phone call, +1 pistol in a half hour LOL and I EXPECT IT LOADED GANG GANG GET IT HOW YOU LIVE IF YOU INT A PUSSY.

    everyone related to TosZok can't fly to Australia. we're all on the No Fly into Australia
  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai did you seriously try to board a plane with a gun in your carry-on? and then try to do a mass shooty with a bow and arrow?

    'cause if so there's gonna be some news reports about u

    and if there aren't any this is bs

    I was gonna say that until I read it
  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Murk Lore everyone related to TosZok can't fly to Australia. we're all on the No Fly into Australia

    Bullshit, they don't know who all is lmao
  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    That list ain't gonna stop you from flapping yer arms
    Originally posted by Murk Lore everyone related to TosZok can't fly to Australia. we're all on the No Fly into Australia

    i'll just take a boat then
  18. #18
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why did you tape up hammers

    unless you're talking about the guns
  19. #19
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra why did you tape up hammers

    unless you're talking about the guns

    He's almost as stupid as wariat or Lil Timmy.

    There very strict rules fir flying with weapons. You may never have on your person or in your carry on.

    1. When traveling, comply with the laws concerning possession of firearms as they vary by local, state and international governments.
    2. If you are traveling internationally with a firearm in checked baggage, please check the U.S. Customs and Border Protection website for information and requirements prior to travel.
    3. Declare each firearm each time you present it for transport as checked baggage. Ask your airline about limitations or fees that may apply.
    4. Firearms must be unloaded and locked in a hard-sided container and transported as checked baggage only. As defined by 49 CFR 1540.5 a loaded firearm has a live round of ammunition, or any component thereof, in the chamber or cylinder or in a magazine inserted in the firearm.
    5. For civil enforcement purposes, TSA also considers a firearm to be loaded when both the firearm and ammunition are accessible to the passenger. For example, if an individual has a firearm in accessible baggage and ammunition in his/her pocket, or any combination where the individual has access to both, the firearm is considered "loaded" for purposes of assessing a civil penalty. Only the passenger should retain the key or combination to the lock unless TSA personnel request the key to open the firearm container to ensure compliance with TSA regulations. You may use any brand or type of lock to secure your firearm case, including TSA-recognized locks.
    6. Bringing an unloaded firearm with accessible ammunition to the security checkpoint carries the same civil penalty/fine as bringing a loaded firearm to the checkpoint. You may find information on civil penalties at the Civil Enforcement page.
    7. Firearm parts, including magazines, clips, bolts and firing pins, are prohibited in carry-on baggage, but may be transported in checked baggage.
    8. Replica firearms, including firearm replicas that are toys, may be transported in checked baggage only.
    9. Rifle scopes are permitted in carry-on and checked baggage.[,/list]
  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    thats a lot of homosexual words *spits* a private enterprise/industry having it's own fucking code of laws is horse shit .

    It should be industry self regulated and have NOTHING to do with "CRIMINAL ENFORCEMENT" bringing a gun on a plane should not involve police at all

    just another excuse to waste money. That is a "high priority" cop call and I bet all they did was stand around while the airplane guys and TSA filled paperwork and then they just photocopy it and "charge" the guy

    it would have cost the system 10x less without paying a dozen cop salaries to do it all at the airport (2 officers to the call, possible backup, the people that processed him in and out +jail staff)
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