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What bones have you broken?

  1. #1
    Octavian. Houston
    And what was the operation, recovery like?

    I'm fearful I will never masturbate properly again with my broken Scaphoid.

    ***CRIES***
  2. #2
    I broke my hand in a motorcycle accident...it actually healed back stronger so it's made masturbatory events even more furious.
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    I break the arms of anyone that crosses me and I've done it to several people. One time I broke into a house late at night, ransacked the place and found the guy hiding in a closet ready to dial 911. I snapped the phone in half and then snapped his arm in half

    People live in fear of me snapping their arms and have to move away.

    When I hear that bone breaking I get quite a rush hearing their screams knowing the pain they must be in. It can also fuck you up for life and heal wrong
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  4. #4
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    foot, ribs, fingers and a spiral fracture on the wrist after some 16-year-old kid ran her car into me as if she was purposely trying to drag me underneath.

    tape is all you can do. and a boot cast because the foot heals eventually without surgery. took me like 4-5 years and I pulled a piece of cartilage out of my foot at my mom's house with a pair of tweezers.

    I thought it was a rock or piece of chicken bone. it was bone debris that finally pushed its way out. I limped for several years on that fucking thing on and off. now my right leg feels shorter but it was my left foot. somehow it fucked my hip joints up. I have to stretch every day
  5. #5
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Like on the records?

    Both of my wrists at diff times.

    Ive also had a minir fracture in my leg

    But ive broken my foot and hands multiple other times oh and my nose has a deviated septum cuz its been broken so many times.
  6. #6
    Octavian. Houston
    Originally posted by Ghost I break the arms of anyone that crosses me and I've done it to several people. One time I broke into a house late at night, ransacked the place and found the guy hiding in a closet ready to dial 911. I snapped the phone in half and then snapped his arm in half

    People live in fear of me snapping their arms and have to move away.

    When I hear that bone breaking I get quite a rush hearing their screams knowing the pain they must be in. It can also fuck you up for life and heal wrong

    This never happened.
  7. #7
    I'm more about breaking hearts than bones...
  8. #8
    Kafka sweaty
    My nose, fainted from not eating/on a diet. I got it fixed, wasn’t a nice experience all these people standing round me, one man pulling down my bra straps while they gave me anaesthetic. Was loopy when I woke up, advice was I stay indoors for 24 hours but I went out with friends, jumped into some bushes and spat on someone, then everyone started jumping into the bushes.
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    fibula, clavicle
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Zero. Never in me loife have i broken a single bone.
  11. #11
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Walter Bond snapped my ankle in the 8th grade he tackled me on the playground, we was good friends,, we spent the summer playing slot cars,, slot cars were the video games before video games. I slid into base and broke my arm in the 8th grade.

    dropped a f250 on my big toe when I was like 37 and around 46 I broke a rib with my dodge one ton then collapsed my lung later that day trying to keep working spent a week in hospital the bill I got was for 1300 bucks,, oh yeah got my nose rearranged 2 or 3 times for being smarter than the dumbass fuckwads.
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Broke 2 toes riding a dirt bike with no shoes and I don't know how many finders over the years.
    Working on cars trucks and what ever shit happens and fingers get in the way sometimes.
  13. #13
    blaster master victim of incest
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