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My vape pen went missing

  1. #21
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Maybe,I think portals are real.
    One time me and the wife were rushing around getting ready for a party and I was putting new shoe lases on my shoes and I dropped one.
    It disappeared I never found it and I had to go with one shoe with new lases and one with old.
    The thing never showed up even after remodeling the bedroom I never found it the same black hole I fear has swallowed my vape pen.

    this is why celts believed in mischievous gnomes and trolls (well most of Europe). it almost seems like that at times. you looked everywhere? was the room neatly cleaned
  2. #22
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya totally cleaned out and I mean everything even the carpet was taken out it was replaced with hardwood.
  3. #23
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Check inside your butthole, that's where mine usually slips into from my pocket.

    Portals and glitches are real though, I've lost multiple things to them
  4. #24
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Murk Lore sock portal. the socks fear it now and have sockicide as sock sacrifices to King Vape

    i heard of this portal but have never lost a sock in my life

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Check inside your butthole, that's where mine usually slips into from my pocket.

    Portals and glitches are real though, I've lost multiple things to them

    I am a believer in portals, funky portals man
  5. #25
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Check inside your butthole, that's where mine usually slips into from my pocket.

    Portals and glitches are real though, I've lost multiple things to them

    Is Butthole the same as a 'Cake Portal'?
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