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My vape pen went missing

  1. #1
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    FUCK!!
    Interdimensional scam!!
    It left this plane of existents just to piss me off.
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's in a better place now.
  3. #3
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    NO!!!
    I want it back!
  4. #4
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    mmQ I like you will you be my Friend?
    ??
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  5. #5
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Angry onion is drunk
  6. #6
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Incessant Angry onion is drunk

    Yep
  7. #7
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Seriously the thing is gone WTF?
    Time to listen to Clutch and smoke a bowl.
    I can still do that.
    Maybe eat a Klondike bar just for fun with Heath bar coating.
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by AngryOnion mmQ I like you will you be my Friend?
    ??

    I mean sure. Did you want me to talk to my uncle and get you some badass hearing aids?
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ I mean sure. Did you want me to talk to my uncle and get you some badass hearing aids?

    yeah sure if there's anything I want from retard world it's for it to be louder
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra yeah sure if there's anything I want from retard world it's for it to be louder

    ..and who could ask for anything more?

    Did you just wake up MATE?
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yes
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What's on your docket for the day? lol
  13. #13
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Think of your vape pen as a venezuelan and the socks in the wall behind the clothes drier as Martha's Vineyard people and the interdementional sock portal as the plane sent from Brownsville Texas
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  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ What's on your docket for the day? lol

    I'm not into docking it looks painful
  15. #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra I'm not into docking it looks painful

    SOUNDS good
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  16. #16
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I'm not into docking it looks painful

    Hi
  17. #17
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    MORNING SUNSHINE
  18. #18
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Still can't find the fucking thing.
    I just filled it with some killer oil that I distilled myself- I think this is what happened.
    I got wicked stoned after getting blackout drunk and hid it on myself as a cruel joke on myself.
    Maybe I have a split personality and the other me is getting a good chuckle watching me toss my room for the 5th time looking for the little fucker.
    The thing is I don't even want to get high I just want my pen back.
  19. #19
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    sock portal. the socks fear it now and have sockicide as sock sacrifices to King Vape
  20. #20
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Maybe,I think portals are real.
    One time me and the wife were rushing around getting ready for a party and I was putting new shoe lases on my shoes and I dropped one.
    It disappeared I never found it and I had to go with one shoe with new lases and one with old.
    The thing never showed up even after remodeling the bedroom I never found it the same black hole I fear has swallowed my vape pen.
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