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  1. #21
    Originally posted by mmQ I just looked it up and the average price for a male haircut in Houston is apparently closer to $40.

    What a bunch of HORSENANNY.

    That average is artificially inflated because of all the fancy lads paying $200 in the Montrose area.

    Your REAL AVERAGE backstreet barber is gonna be $12-15.
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  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What a bunch of HORSENANNY.

    That average is artificially inflated because of all the fancy lads paying $200 in the Montrose area.

    Your REAL AVERAGE backstreet barber is gonna be $12-15.

    That's what I wouldve guessed too.

    Ive had the privilege of having a hairstylist for a mum so I haven't paid attention to such prices in many years. I just know some of her clients will pay like 500 dollars for hair stuff that takes an hour or two and sometimes I wonder if I should've just become a hairstylist myself.
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Plus all these older ladies will tip another 50 dollars on top of that as they've been doing their whole life. Ain't a bad gig if you don't mind constantly talking to people I guess
  4. #24
    Originally posted by mmQ That's what I wouldve guessed too.

    Ive had the privilege of having a hairstylist for a mum so I haven't paid attention to such prices in many years. I just know some of her clients will pay like 500 dollars for hair stuff that takes an hour or two and sometimes I wonder if I should've just become a hairstylist myself.

    are you comfortable with penises in your ass ?
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes I know that a male hairstylist has to continually have dicks up his ass from sun up to sun down and then some more as per the requirements of the 6th grade joke club
  6. #26
    Ex wife #2 was all about the expensive hair cuts/styles...I remember she made a big deal about this new place and wanting to try it and it was $250 so she needed my permission of course...which I granted after much curmudgeoning...when I went to pick up her it LOOKED EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME AS WHEN I DROPPED HER OFF...I WENT FUCKING BALISTIC..."

    YOU PAID $250 TO LOOK THE FUCKING SAME?!?!?!?!?"
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  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ex wife #2 was all about the expensive hair cuts/styles…I remember she made a big deal about this new place and wanting to try it and it was $250 so she needed my permission of course…which I granted after much curmudgeoning…when I went to pick up her it LOOKED EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME AS WHEN I DROPPED HER OFF…I WENT FUCKING BALISTIC…"

    YOU PAID $250 TO LOOK THE FUCKING SAME?!?!?!?!?"

    You're just unobservant and wouldn't understand. You just don't get it.

    Haha yeah I think that can pretty common with females. I've experienced it myself... Girlfriend finally caving in and asking me "well are you gonna comment on my hair???" I guess I was supposed to have noticed they got a fancy new hairdo.. I'm like uhhh, oh yeah, it's uhh, yeah. That looks nice. *Wonders what the hell is even different about it*

    They notice those little subtleties though, like makeup and stuff so, it seems often times it's more for other women to notice than men. I'm sure guys have the equivalent but I don't know what it is.
  8. #28
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ex wife #2 was all about the expensive hair cuts/styles…I remember she made a big deal about this new place and wanting to try it and it was $250 so she needed my permission of course…which I granted after much henpecking…when I went to pick up her it LOOKED EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME AS WHEN I DROPPED HER OFF…I WENT FUCKING BALISTIC…"

    YOU PAID $250 TO LOOK THE FUCKING SAME?!?!?!?!?"

    FTFY
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson YOU PAID $250 TO LOOK THE FUCKING SAME?!?!?!?!?"

    was she moist or dry.

    down there.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny was she moist or dry.

    down there.

    I only know I was very dry.
  11. #31
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Yeah man that shit is pretty crazy i might be allergic to alcohol.

    Literally I took a day off drinking to recuperate my body, then the next day i drank 8 PALEALE beers. that gets me decently hammered where i feel like busting a move or spitting some bars but not fall-down slurr muh wurdssssss or anything. but yet literally the next day im sick as a dog and sleep a lot and feel like hurling and basically waste a day of my life

    yet the next day i drink 6 PALEALE beers and literally sleep a few hours and get up and feel O.K. how does 2 beers make so much of a difference.

    literally i can slam beers with somebody and the next day they are fine and im all laid up and they are like wow did you drink a bunchof liquor too? or whats wrong with you. i think im allergic but it makes me feel good till it wears off

    its a real quandary

    edit: and then you look at some of the fatboys, they can LITERALLY drink a thirty pack of beer without even ending up getting sick the next day
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