Cutting back on the brews

1. 2022-09-15 at 4:34 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   The body is a temple and charity starts in the home, which is where the heart is.
   
   Save up the beer money for a haircut see what happens
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2. 2022-09-15 at 4:37 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   cut your own hair
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3. 2022-09-15 at 4:39 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by aldra cut your own hair

   
   I did that before during the great catastrophe of 2020 . It's kind of hard to get all the hairs
4. 2022-09-15 at 4:45 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I just shave mine every time it gets long enough that I need to do sometihng with it
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5. 2022-09-15 at 5:13 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Save up the beer money for a haircut see what happens

   
   
   Isn't that like 2 drinks worth?
6. 2022-09-15 at 6:30 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Isn't that like 2 drinks worth?

   
   You either drink expensive beer or get your haircut at a cosmetology school.
7. 2022-09-15 at 7:44 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You either drink expensive beer or get your haircut at a cosmetology school.

   
   Well I #2 my own, it's free bar a few cents for the electricity...but the local barbers are still only like $12 or some shit.
   
   ETA: Btw speedy, your famous photo didn't look like you are a patron of Vidal Sassoon's salon
8. 2022-09-15 at 7:56 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I need to cut up on my brews I think, we should swap lifes and dress up as each other for a while
9. 2022-09-16 at 1:40 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
10. 2022-09-16 at 1:47 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    i have slow hairgrowth so i only need to cut them once a year.
    
    if i get a crew cut id only have neck long hairs the following year.
    
    but the prospect of not having any alcohol for the night cause me uneasiness.
11. 2022-09-16 at 1:59 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by aldra I just shave mine every time it gets long enough that I need to do sometihng with it

    
    I shave mine as soon as it's like a quarter inch, mainly because I'm balding so it just looks better shaved down. Been using the same $25 clippers for like 3 years. I do no guard at all for my head and about a 1/4 on my beard
12. 2022-09-16 at 2:18 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well I #2 my own, it's free bar a few cents for the electricity…but the local barbers are still only like $12 or some shit.
    
    ETA: Btw speedy, your famous photo didn't look like you are a patron of Vidal Sassoon's salon

    
    Meh, I've looked better and I've looked worse.
13. 2022-09-16 at 4:17 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    When I quit drinking I bought a CBS pen to vape to help me relax and go to sleep.
    Did not have much of any withdrawal symptoms other than maybe a couple sweaty nights of sleep.
    After a couple days it was apparent to me that quitting was way easier than I thought it would be and from then on out I was saving $100 a week I'd otherwise spend on malt liquor and gas station vodka.
    
    Adjusted for inflation that's about $400.
14. 2022-09-16 at 4:20 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i have slow hairgrowth so i only need to cut them once a year.
    
    if i get a crew cut id only have neck long hairs the following year.
    
    but the prospect of not having any alcohol for the night cause me uneasiness.

    
    I hope you shave down below regularly.
15. 2022-09-16 at 4:22 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    i wish i wasn't in a psyche ward for drinking rn
16. 2022-09-16 at 4:24 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    How much of the 14k is left?
17. 2022-09-16 at 4:41 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I hope you shave down below regularly.

    
    i just trim it off with a small scissor thst i also use to trim my nose hairs.
18. 2022-09-16 at 5 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    13900
19. 2022-09-16 at 5:02 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    but that somehing nice for my mom, a sweatshrtforme, allthealcohol sheand i could drink for 4 days & I ordered a dominos pizza
    
    i have like couple hundred more dan dat set aside but knewe i was gonna wanna spend a lil it.
20. 2022-09-16 at 5:06 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well I #2 my own, it's free bar a few cents for the electricity…but the local barbers are still only like $12 or some shit.
    
    ETA: Btw speedy, your famous photo didn't look like you are a patron of Vidal Sassoon's salon

    
    I just looked it up and the average price for a male haircut in Houston is apparently closer to $40.