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I got mad at work today.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Showed up and went to get started but there was trash, pop tarts and a bunch of someone's stuff ill over my forklift.
    It's like they thought no one else uses a forklift so I had to throw their dirty smelly gloves, radio, food and clipboard off too make room for mine but it was still covered in crumbs which was annoying as fuck.
    Then I want to load some pallets they picked only to find half ass wrap jobs which no doubt were going to allow the product to spill off during transport.
    And as I was working I saw 1st shift trashing parts of the place by throwing garbage off too the side instead of in any of the 50 trash cans that are all over.
    And to top it all off this bone head on my shift came to work so fucked on adderall like usual that today he spent 3 hours staring at 1 pallet and accomplished nothing.

    Meanwhile Im just trying to go home but can't until everything is done and cleaned which sucks because other peoples laziness makes my night long.

    I asked my supervisor to please inform Butt Sniffing Mafia to either do the job or fuck off because Im sick of fixing half jobs.

    And yes, the guys name is "Butt Sniffing Mafia"... 1st shift all uses nicknames so even his time card says Butt Sniffing Mafia.
  2. #2
    Just be you king.
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  3. #3
    So you're like Randall , heard.
  4. #4
    cigreting Dark Matter
    suk his dik
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    it aint your forklift hoss

    remember you get paid the same as them even if you are the only one doing anything and they all fuck a dog like wariat and watch porn, jack off on their phone in the bathroom all day taking up THE ONLY FUCKING STALL when you got thr gurgles + mud butt and its like HEY !! HEY!!! FINISH UP AND BLOW YOUER LOAD IN THERE OR ELSE YOUR GONNA BE WATCHING A LIVE SCAT SHOW IN A SECOND WHEN I KICK THAT DOOR IN PAL
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  6. #6
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    ill forklift you
  7. #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    fona brown noses the bosses
  8. #8
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    he's so far up the bosses ass he got a peanut stuck in his septum
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by Ghost it aint your forklift hoss

    What a piss poor attitude..."It's not mine so I'll shit it up"...same attitude people who throw trash out of their car or dispose of burger wrappers in the park.

    THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
  10. #10
    Bradley Black Hole
    maybe talk to him, make a friend of some sort.
  11. #11
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Have you ever thought of taking a gun to work and killing them all?
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  12. #12
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore he's so far up the bosses ass he got a peanut stuck in his septum

    Fona is way cooler than you could ever hope to be.
  13. #13
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Have you ever thought of taking a gun to work and killing them all?



    He was a Quiet Man
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