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2022-09-15 at 9:18 AM UTCI met this barly 18 yr old chick last night in the street we hung ut at and i shit you not shes either an ex or currntly with that ukrainian dude who gets high all the time and is missing some teeth (not old guy young and sort of a friend of mine th same guy in the pub we kicked it at who gave me meth t snort a few times or crystal). And she told me basically theyre not together but hes an ex but he told me like hey look not bad huh she knows i dont have money all th time and even the manager wanted her at the last place she worked at and everything but she stays with me:
apparently she also knows like 4-5 languages and is going to some cosmetology school and seems to either be a drug addict herself even though she doesnt look at or like snorting a lot since she wouldnt leave the bathroom yesterday and played mind games with the guy unless he somehow brought or bought some of that crystal for her to have. -
2022-09-15 at 9:21 AM UTCshe had like this shirt where her tit would almost come ut and was talking to me a lot guys. so who knows what will happen. and i think if i rmember right she either turned 18 in july or december.
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2022-09-15 at 9:28 AM UTCI definitely want my ass licked whn i look at her. were talking on instagram right now guys.
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2022-09-15 at 9:48 AM UTCshe wants to meet and says for me to come up for an idea where to go on weekend or like some date or some shit but ive literally blown almost all my alluance or money away on drunking and now i finally meet such an opportunity.
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2022-09-15 at 9:54 AM UTCLol "allowance". Late 30's and still need mommy to support you.
Stupid Nonce cunt. -
2022-09-15 at 9:57 AM UTC
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2022-09-15 at 10:37 AM UTCIm gonna be pounding her ass in nature like the botanic gardens im thinking for like a half hour straight then tell her to aftr sucking of course and slaps to her naughty young face to fuck my ass with her tounge hard.
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2022-09-15 at 10:42 AM UTCif a pregnant woman drinks her own breast milk does she then produce super breast milk
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2022-09-15 at 10:43 AM UTCwere talking about sex right now and i cant help myself without mentioning "I hope you like anal because when we meet there is gonna be a lot of it in your life"
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2022-09-15 at 11:16 AM UTCshes sort of going with it or agreeing to fuck in the botanic gardens sometime this weeknd. and get ass fucked i think as she didnt say no nor did she comment on the rimming.
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2022-09-15 at 11:45 AM UTCi am seriously thinking of sending her this:
what are you up to now? me im making coffee nude thinking of you being naked also at my place and my dick being sore from pounding your tight teenage shitter and tkwing breaks every few minutes to just pound it again. -
2022-09-15 at 11:50 AM UTCshes gonna be doing sriously disgusting shit i may even try to have her dirnk piss while shes on her teenage tippy toes looking up at daddy.
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2022-09-15 at 11:53 AM UTC
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2022-09-15 at 11:54 AM UTCwe could be on the verge of a superfood that doesn't require agriculture
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2022-09-15 at 1:01 PM UTCshe agrees i think or didnt say no to being hardcore ass fucked by me when we meet. like this guys standing i told her and later she can get on her ass and back with legs in air like in a porno as i stand up and insert it in the ass again:
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2022-09-15 at 1:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra we could be on the verge of a superfood that doesn't require agriculture
it'd be an almost self-sufficient dairy, you'd just need some food
it's not like the women would be mistreated either, they could get paid to do literally whatever they want, their only responsibilities being to drink and make and drink and make milk -
2022-09-15 at 8:15 PM UTC
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2022-09-15 at 8:28 PM UTClmao wariat is falling into tweeker drama hell
*salute* have fun with that.
People that use drugs are usually all pieces of shit lol if I was you I would just get the biggest bag you can, find a girl willing to do it with her shirt off at your place and ignore EVERYONE ELSE
socializing with meth users might seem like fun at first but usually you will get dragged into a bunch of retarded drama. You know a circle is FUCKED when half of them are ex's of each other and they all get high and buy from each other LMAO sheeeeeeeeeesh
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man So yesterday I decide to skip work because its halloween and I spent this time last year doing a tail spin on meth so I decided to take a day off and chill to reflect upon my life.
I went to the corner store for a pack of smokes and LOW AND BEHOLD Guess who I run in to?. THE HOOKER WHO GOT ME METH FROM JUNE!. She was wearing a witch costume, I think. She had the witch hat, stockings and wasn't wearing much clothes for a chilly raining october day.
She recognized me and said hello, I asked what she was doing and she said waiting to score. I'm like oh shit what are you scoring. She said H. I said trick or treat lets fucking party.
The dealer pulls up in a drop top six and we park behind a warehouse a few blocks away. He pulls out some baggies and he's talking a million miles an hour about fent and oxy and shootings and tar and meth and I'm like HOLD ON A MINUTE, Can I get some meth?. So the dude says "CAN YOU GET SOME METH?" and steps on the gas and says "We're going to THE FUCKING COOK right now pal" I'm like oh shit what.
So we arrive at an old folks home and the hooker does a shot of H in the parking lot while we go inside to score from the "cook". The "cook" is actually an 80 year old grandma that has syringes all over her coffee table. I'm thinking this lady is senile and maybe her son is using her place as a trap house. She offers me a home cooked halloween cupcake and I don't really feel like eating but I accept to be nice to the old lady and I'm eating it and shes like "Do you like it?", "is it good". I'm like yeah tastes okay whatever. She looks at me in the eye and says "Theres meth in those muffins" and does this old lady cackle and leaves the room while the dealer guy is loading up a syringe.
He wants to inject me to prove I'm not a cop, I have never done IV drugs in my life and I sorta just want to get my drugs and leave but he INSISTS I let him inject me. I asked if it was a clean spike and he said no. I said "Fuck man, I only smoke I dont shoot"
The old lady peers her head into the room and yells "WHAT!?". The dealer is looking at me equally disgusted. "SMOKE?!" "YOU CAN"T SMOKE METH YOU CAN ONLY SHOOT IT!!!"
He weighs me out a quick bag, shorts me a few points then tells me to get the fuck out and never come back.
I went back for the hooker but she was passed out in the car and didn't respond to me knocking on the window.
So now I have this bag of meth in my pocket and I'm walking home.
Now, there is a legend around these parts of a [SIZE=26px]"great meth pipe"[/SIZE] thats custom heavy duty pyrex hand blown in a superlab.
I hear legends that the owner of the pipe had mystical powers and people pay hundreds of dollars just to use it for one single hit.
But along my travels I realize I gotta do some of this meth. I stop a local thrift store to browse costumes and snort meth in the bathroom.
I pull out the bag to take a closer look and FUCK… its halloween meth…
Trick or treat INDEED. It tasted like candy corn when snorted.
So now I'm high on meth looking for costumes and I find a gorilla suit. And then it hits me. THAT FUCKING OLD GRANDMA RIPPED ME OFF FOR A FEW POINTS IM FUCKING GOING BACK. I will don the gorilla suit and pretend to be a trick or treater and when they aren't looking grab the sack of meth and tray of muffins and run for my life.
The only problem is, The front desk people at the old folks home aren't too keen about letting a guy high on meth in a gorilla suit into an old folks home. I did the only thing that made sense. I started pounding on my chest and knocked a potted plant to the ground and went "OOOH OOOH OOH" and pretended to be a real gorilla. I think they bought it because everyone freaked out and ran off.
I get to the old ladys door I remember the number 5640 and I bang on it menacingly because I'm still in ape-mode. THE HOOKER ANSWERS! and her pupils are huge. Oh shit. And the place is PACKED with people and theres strobe lights and music going. I walk in and LO AND BEHOLD.
THE GREAT METH PIPE IS BEING LIT BY THIS BUCK NAKED OLD MAN!!. I get on my knees and say "OH GREAT METH PIPE I KNEW YOU WERE REAL!!". The old man says "Is that fucking gorilla worshipping my pipe?" and goes back to melting down the contents inside the crucible.
I empty out the contents of my wallet and ask the naked old man for a hit off the great meth pipe. He accepts my offer and dumps my entire 50 sack inside the bowl and hands me a blow torch. THIS IS IT. But all the sudden the door is kicked in by some dudes around my age, maybe even younger.
They are dressed up in clown makeup and they have lots of beer, like a case on each arm. One of them slams all the booze on the table and pulls out a baggie.
"I GOT AN OUNCE OF GRASS!"
The other guy in clown makeup pulls out a bag and shouts out
"I GOT SOME H!".
"Yo charlie what did you get?"
The 3rd clown makeup guy says
"I got a rock.."
Then pulls out the BIGGEST CRACK ROCK I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE out of a jack o lantern trick or treat bag. It must have been the size of my fist.
Everyone drops the needles and meth gear and pulls out pyrex shooters for crack smoking. Brillo is being cut, the hoooker is on her knees. This party is going wild.
Then all the sudden a guy wearing a sombrero who was mixing records on a turntable pulls a pistol from his poncho and aims it at the guy holding the crack rock.
The clown guys all pull guns too. It's now a mexican stand off between a large sack of meth, a giant meth pipe and a massive crack rock in the middle.
Then it happens. *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* three knocks and a KICK. The SWAT team or local police must have been tipped off from my gorilla suit antics.
Everyone is tackled to the ground, cuffed, beaten and tased but as one of the arresting officer is trying to cuff me I nudge the coffee table and the GREAT METH PIPE rolls off and smashes on the ground into a million pieces. Everyone in the room stands up and shrieks "NOOOOO!!!!!" as the cops try to pin them down.
Now the entire local drug community wants me dead for smashing the great meth pipe and showing up to a gang house in a gorilla suit and getting the police called. That was my halloween how was yours?.
