Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by Kafka
I don't pay attention to my haters much but decided to keep track and it's gotten to 17, a majority, so I'm outie. You scumbags don't deserve me.
I don't think Kafka counts me as a hater. As rude as I can be to her she knows I just wanna give her a big hug, pick her up and Tickle her until she's on the verge of peeing her pants so her autism kicks in and she punches me in the jaw, then my dick gets hard and pokes through my Grey sweatpants, we both look at it awkwardly, she goes to the bathroom to take a piss and I yell at my erection to subside which of course it does not so she comes out of the bathroom to me yelling at my penis and maces me, then storms out the door. I masturb8 in frustration and get mace all over my dick. I coom, rub it all over my belly then go take a bath in milk. I emerge dripping wet without a towel and chase her car down, butt naked, still flagging and covered in milk. She changes her name and never posts here again. The end. I hope you're happy, you should have just let me hug you
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Originally posted by Sudo
I don't think Kafka counts me as a hater. As rude as I can be to her she knows I just wanna give her a big hug, pick her up and Tickle her until she's on the verge of peeing her pants so her autism kicks in and she punches me in the jaw, then my dick gets hard and pokes through my Grey sweatpants, we both look at it awkwardly, she goes to the bathroom to take a piss and I yell at my erection to subside which of course it does not so she comes out of the bathroom to me yelling at my penis and maces me, then storms out the door. I masturb8 in frustration and get mace all over my dick. I coom, rub it all over my belly then go take a bath in milk. I emerge dripping wet without a towel and chase her car down, butt naked, still flagging and covered in milk. She changes her name and never posts here again. The end. I hope you're happy, you should have just let me hug you
Originally posted by Kafka
I don't pay attention to my haters much but decided to keep track and it's gotten to 17, a majority, so I'm outie. You scumbags don't deserve me.
there is no way 17 different people post here but if you could please list them all that would be cool
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
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Originally posted by Ghost
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
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Originally posted by Kafka
I don't pay attention to my haters much but decided to keep track and it's gotten to 17, a majority, so I'm outie. You scumbags don't deserve me.
Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich
***Kafcunt Simp confirmed***
