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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Murk Lore Naw

    At worse you have blood and need to have polyps checked via colonoscopy which if you do have them, they then look for suspicious ones for cancer or remove the ones you have but biopsy them.


    It's a process before that nightmare becomes a reality

    They just said my white cell counts were elevated last time and are trying to see why. Hopefully it's something terrible so I can get attention and sympathy and possibly drugs
  2. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Dropping my load in a MILF
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Getting out the bath to go get my phone then returning back to the bath so I can post astrology memes and a have toke before I head to bed ...
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp!!!🌙

    Looks like my work here ...........................is done ❤️😴🌟
  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Getting high making pancakes drinking black Kona coffee
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Fuck I don't wanna go to the doctor today
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Fuck I don't wanna go to the doctor today

    Oh shit you just helped me remember I have to go to the doctor today virtually.
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    thinking how nice it is knowing I'll live till I don't, No Dr's, no hospitals, no clue, may as well just live for today till today doesn't happen.

    I'll prolly know I'm bout to pass 2 weeks before it takes me out
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by POLECAT thinking how nice it is knowing I'll live till I don't, No Dr's, no hospitals, no clue, may as well just live for today till today doesn't happen.

    I'll prolly know I'm bout to pass 2 weeks before it takes me out

    you're probably going to die in a shootout with the IRS
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra you're probably going to die in a shootout with the IRS

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. I've never been to a doctor in my life. Never been to a hospital in my life. Never had a prescription in my life. And I'm totally fine.
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I think ifn u look in the mirror you will agree it shows
  13. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra you're probably going to die in a shootout with the IRS

    lol
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Why not try and help the police? They are there to help us. I love cops. I'm grateful for them.

    There is still some boot polish on your tongue.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra you're probably going to die in a shootout with the IRS

    I knew this website would one day be used in a federal murder trial I justbdidnt know it would be polecats posts about quoting painting jobs under the table
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I've never been to a doctor in my life. Never been to a hospital in my life. Never had a prescription in my life. And I'm totally fine.

    This posts contains no truthful statements
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo This posts contains no truthful statements

    There are 2 parts that are true. Where he says, "Never been" and where he says, "Never had".
  18. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    I bought what I thought was an awesome deal on a laptop refurb

    Instead it's brand new but a Google chrome. It's not windows. I can't install 3D Studio Max on it


    So I'm going to break down my old computer and toss it.

    I bought a micro computer but the Windows backup don't work.bought it 18 months ago. No support left. So I need to buy windows for it. Fuck.

    Now I have an 18 inch chrome laptop which is pretty fucking cool. Only cost 150 plus tax and recycle fee up front, 189

    Was watching knock knock on tubi with it. Keanu Reeves gets raped by two banging hot bitches
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Toking in a candlelit bubble bath ❤️
  20. Ghost Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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