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It feels so fucking good guys
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2022-09-12 at 2:43 PM UTCjerking off on gin and tonic. Like it doesnt make ur dick soft like beer does and makes you almsost high,. being nude having your legs in the air a bit thinking of that teen slut ur chatting with that looks almost like a boy that has a look of a girl with short hair but you for sure dont know if its a girl or boy that is literally just barely turned age of consent or 15 and you imagine eating ur ass - damm not bad.
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2022-09-12 at 2:57 PM UTC
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2022-09-12 at 3:01 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-12 at 3:06 PM UTCYou're a 40 year old chronic masturbator rapist sex addict and it just now dawned on you that being drunk makes things feel better
And quit posting about your jacking off positions to a forum full of men you fucking closeted faggot. Only the most retarded of autistic people share that kind of information
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2022-09-12 at 3:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Wariat jerking off on gin and tonic. Like it doesnt make ur dick soft like beer does and makes you almsost high,. being nude having your legs in the air a bit thinking of that teen slut ur chatting with that looks almost like a boy that has a look of a girl with short hair but you for sure dont know if its a girl or boy that is literally just barely turned age of consent or 15 and you imagine eating ur ass - damm not bad.
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2022-09-12 at 3:42 PM UTCDa femboys fuys.they have drunken goorila grip bussy and eat my ass eagerly never enough always wanting more.
Wait, you cum in your G and Ts?
Call it ummmmm .. CGT cum and gin toture that's the name of this COCKtail
the semen can be substituted with coconut cream
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2022-09-12 at 3:43 PM UTCwould cobra approve?
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2022-09-12 at 3:43 PM UTCCOCONUT CUM CREAM
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2022-09-12 at 3:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Wariat would cobra approve?
My combo cocktails are much better than his *energy drink* + *hard alcohol* like the Cotton Candy Fireball in a mega pint. I actually take mixology seriously. My variation of this drink uses blue Curacao because SONIC GO FAST THE HEDGEHOG is blue and contains either meth or cocaine. I think cocaine would actually be better but not like the purified alkaloid there is a better way like how coke made old coke with Coca syrup but good luck finding that stuff
Originally posted by Ghost The japanese style is to use half club soda half tonic. It's supposed to bring out the taste of gin better, i am trying it and it's pretty good. They call it a Gin and Sonic (soda water + tonic = sonic)
https://www.liquor.com/recipes/gin-sonic/The Gin Sonic (soda + tonic = “sonic”) has been popular in Japan for years, but only began to find a footing in the United States in the late 2010s. Now, many bartenders around the country are making the light, refreshing cocktail in their bars, helping to spread its charms to drinkers more accustomed to Vodka Tonics and G&Ts.
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The name suggests something big and powerful. But at its chiseled core, the Gin Sonic is a somewhat healthier version of the Gin & Tonic, comprising 1 1/2 ounces of a quality gin with 2 1/4 ounces each of club soda and tonic water. It not only reduces the amount of sugar and some of quinine’s inherent bitterness but also allows for the botanical flavors to pop.
The blue Curacao and hard drugs can be substituted for any blue energy drink
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2022-09-12 at 5:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by Wariat jerking off on gin and tonic. Like it doesnt make ur dick soft like beer does and makes you almsost high,. being nude having your legs in the air a bit thinking of that teen slut ur chatting with that looks almost like a boy that has a look of a girl with short hair but you for sure dont know if its a girl or boy that is literally just barely turned age of consent or 15 and you imagine eating ur ass - damm not bad.
Good work now stick the gin bottle deep in your ass and sit on it.
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2022-09-12 at 5:50 PM UTCJerking off feels great.
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2022-09-12 at 6:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Wariat jerking off on gin and tonic. Like it doesnt make ur dick soft like beer does and makes you almsost high,. being nude having your legs in the air a bit thinking of that teen slut ur chatting with that looks almost like a boy that has a look of a girl with short hair but you for sure dont know if its a girl or boy that is literally just barely turned age of consent or 15 and you imagine eating ur ass - damm not bad.
Kys. Glad you just admitted to being a gay nonce. -
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2022-09-12 at 6:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by blaster master Imagine how much better Wario would feel about himself of he spent half the time he spends jerking off doing something good for society.
You know what good deed Wario could do for society? Labotomize himself with a drill press.
Edit : I bet you get one hell of an orgasm if you drive a quarter inch drill bit into the front of your brain right as you're about to cum.
He has all the potential to be a fully economic big bucks and find some niche purpose for his existence besides filling holes like the bottomless one in his heart and soul after giving it all up to be a jigacoomer
LIke those girls that want you to slap them out while choking them and then stab them in the throat and call you daddys lil cum slut uwu every night. like okay I get it, but god damn, no wonder you're a single mom. Trying to STUFF THE HOLE IN HER HEART it's a story as old as time itself really
It's one of those pitfalls of life that literally everything and everyone warns you about. Injecting meth into his dick is a matter of when, not if at this point.
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2022-09-12 at 6:43 PM UTCHey wariat if you want to feel good without drugs, legally, with legal 18 and above consent and only mildly degenerate at least compared to what you get up to normally
Might I suggest something that I have turned to in my darkest of times that I think helped me a lot when I was getting too giddy and needed to lower my tone
Originally posted by Ghost Today, I'll be leaving you with a fun bit of unhealthy info you may or may not have known about what you can do to re-up your comedown to a high when you've run out or don't want to use what's left via abusing your hormones and regulators of these hormones.
We'll be focusing mainly on enteric neurohormones and the most common family - adrenomedullar hormones. In these categories you'll find epinephrine, norepinephrine, seratonin, and dopamine. All of which contain properties you'll find in many stimulants like stress, relief, ignoring of pain, and an oddball list of others I'll get to eventually.
In your body exists a function known as the hypothalamic “pituitary“ adrenal axis and it plays a huge role in the basics of distributing your hormones properly throughout the body in conjunction with other organs. Some of your organs hold hormones that are rarely ever used these days due to what society has become, but they're still there, and through your own practice - you can release these atypical dormant rage and stress hormones directly into your bloodstream ontop of the already-being-dumped hormones by the endocrine gland via releasing feelings of pure hatred, contempt, and malice. Fortunately for those who don't want to try what I am talking about, your body has certain checks in place to keep they reserves from releasing unless need be. Potential side effects of this experience include PTSD, Alzheimer's, or ticks so having a sound mind is imperative as well as keeping a close eye on your cortasol levels and other peptides and neurohormones.
Unless you can lie to yourself perfectly where lie becomes truth, the feelings have to be honest and organic otherwise you'll never reach the halfway marker. The other half of the process requires physical activity that is primal and mustn't resemble anything civilized and torture fits the bill nicely ID you've got the steel for it.
My example for achieving this is: Every now and then, I have a domina kick and punch the shit out of me while I dangle from chains. Ironically I'm not a masochist, its the thought of someone hurting me that actually gives me a renob and I'm not much for sex. I haven't lost a fight in my life yet and I plan to keep it that way, so while she wails on me, I only grow evermore furious, and through chain reaction, my body releases almost all of my reserves of aforementioned hormones and I typically stay up for two more days while having an increased heart rate and that racey jaw clenching feeling you get from doing a lot of coke or some tech.
