2017-05-07 at 7:49 AM UTC
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Holocaust_Tycoon (a funny uncyclopedia article?! Madness!)
Holocaust Tycoon is a simulation computer game, released for Windows XP and Wii platforms in 2006. It was developed by Ka-tzetnik Enterprises in Berlin, and later released throughout Europe by WN Software. In Holocaust Tycoon, the player must successfully manage a camp, without going bankrupt, whilst avoiding the attention of invading Allied Forces.
Gameplay
The player begins with alcoholic beverages in an empty plot of land, levelled and ready for development. In the early stages of the game, the player will build his camp, adding huts, arranging for political opponents, enemy aliens, specific ethnic or religious groups to be transported in, and the construction of (initially experimental) gas chambers. As with most games of this genre the early development is the most important stage, as the structure of the camp is crucial to its survival. Controversially, players are encouraged to cram as many people into huts, to heighten profit (refered to in-game as 'death toll').
Eventually, as the camp develops, more options become available. For example, the player must then negotiate contracts with various loyal companies, such as gas providers, freight rail and allied computer companies (Apple is available). The object of this game is to build an organised and brutal camp, allowing your Commandant promotion whilst gaining the love and appreciation of the Master Race.
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2017-05-07 at 10:04 AM UTC
I would play the shit out of that game.
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2017-05-07 at 10:08 AM UTC
I can make it but its nothing special really
2017-05-07 at 10:13 AM UTC
NiS x Pokemon x Holocaust = greatest game ever made
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2017-05-07 at 10:14 AM UTC
You go around training your pokemon as usual but the gyms are Soviet camps and when you defeat the leader you take over the camp for the Reich and import a load of jedis
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2017-05-07 at 10:18 AM UTC
Were already making a pokemon trianglists game where you go around taming puke pets and levelling them up with bundy and tech
2017-05-07 at 11:11 AM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
I'd play, become the best camp master, have the smarter jedis develop weapons that I'd test on them, save on food costs through soylent green, have big rewards for ratting on your friends.
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2017-05-07 at 11:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Number13
have big rewards for ratting on your friends.
Ah sounds like the perfect game for scronaldo
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2017-05-07 at 5:07 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I have actually written up plans for this in the past
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2017-05-07 at 5:20 PM UTC
"Gotta gas 'em all! jedis are done!"
2017-05-16 at 9:10 AM UTC
I... have found my inspiration.
2022-09-23 at 4:37 AM UTC
bump gonna reamek this in perl
