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The 6 greatest posters in Totse history

  1. #1
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    1. MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING: Bursting onto the scene in 2018, MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING combined a fresh, anti-establishment pose with deep knowledge and a hip attitude. His Rainbow Dash avatar still strikes fear into the hearts of his enemies. He stood for freedom, justice, and ponies. The best poster in totse history.

    2. MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning was a MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING grown up. A darker MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING, tempered by life. His self-referential avatar warned of the dangers of GMO, and of consumerist society more generally.
    His posts reflected a more mature understanding of life, an understanding tempered by compassion.

    3. MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth went down the rabbit hole of 9/11, and emerged shocked and jaded by what he found. A world in which prominent totse figures were intimately involved in what everyone agrees is the greatest false flag attack of all time. His avatar lays out the thesis. It was a time of processing, of coming to terms, of acceptance.

    4. MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting was a countercultural reaction to the harsh truths revealed by the quest for 9/11 truth. It was indelibly cynical, and reflects a darker time. The join date of July 2020 reflect this, as the world was rocked by the reaction to the structural racism exposed in the George Floyd/Derek Chauvin case, it was also rocked by an unprecended pandemic, a pandemic that killed literally billions. Perhaps the darkest time for humanity since the meteor that killed out the dinosaurs.

    5. MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed reflects the turn of MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING to orgiastic pleasure to cope in 2019. As the avatar as well as the posting lays out, his philosophy was a hole is a hole. It was a freeer time, a time when doxycycline was often needed to clean up chlamydia infections, and when nihilistic rage found catharsis through sexual hyper-expression.

    6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country reflects a fundamental rebanding of the MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING franchise to reach out to a wider audience. The avatar is firmly of the era. Being from mid 2020 it tends towards darkness, but in a lighter way than previous incarnations of the franchise. Reflecting a wiser, more principled MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING, a MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING that had found its center, the account jutted heads firmly with other accounts of the era, before eventually lapsing back into nihilism. The Star Trek reference reflected a deep seated desire for peace and raprochement. The undiscovered country, a Shakespearean reference to the future. A future that brought hope and joy to all posters.
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  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I bet your house smells nice and is arranged in a comfortable setting
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  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    I wouldn't wanna run into those plurals in a dark alley at 3am I tell you what
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  4. #4
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Wrong all Wrong.
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  5. #5
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Wrong all Wrong.

    Shill.
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