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I'm Still going DEAF!!!

  1. #1
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Sucks Ass maybe I could claim a disability like fuck head dickweed "Bradley".
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    And I HATE wired head phones.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    You'll need to type louder.
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    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You'll need to type louder.

    Extra chummy today tough guy.

    "One More Time!"
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You'll need to type louder.

    🙄

    https://niggasin.space/thread/76371

    😏
  6. #6
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Murk Lore Extra chummy today tough guy.

    "One More Time!"

    Jus One More bitch...
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    learn to text
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    damn bromo im sorry you had to go thru all that trauma. will you please buy a hearing aid please
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I have some hearing aids but they suck and the batteries run down fast.
    The best I had was Bose Hear phones they worked really good at first but now not so much the battery won't hold a charge and the sound quality is real bad.
  10. #10
    OPEN YOUR EARS.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have an uncle (not the retarded one) that's a hearing aid salesman if you need the hookup I got you fam
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    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion And I HATE wired head phones.

    Do you have an ear infection? Mix warm water and hydrogen peroxide 50/50 and gently pour it in your ear in the shower

    Then keep your head tilted

    Do it for three days straight. Do not jam a fucking Q-Tip in there.

    The solution melts away and any sores inside. My ear bleeds out. Scary but I'm told it's dermatitis.


    Then get hydrocortisone with acetic acid drops. Works good

    You also might have to get the implant removed
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    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by mmQ I have an uncle (not the retarded one) that's a hearing aid salesman if you need the hookup I got you fam

    He probably needs wax cleaned out

    Flush it with warm solution I mentioned got damn it
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Your brain will run a firmware patch and compensate in time.
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    Originally posted by Murk Lore Do you have an ear infection? Mix warm water and hydrogen peroxide 50/50 and gently pour it in your ear in the shower

    I have some rocket grade 90% hydrogen peroxide here I'll just mix it 50/50 with some water and pour it into my ear and OH GAWD ... I am the purified essence of oxygen you will succumb to my free radicals we will oxygenate all life all will be white and shiny.
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    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I have some rocket grade 90% hydrogen peroxide here I'll just mix it 50/50 with some water and pour it into my ear and OH GAWD … I am the purified essence of oxygen you will succumb to my free radicals we will oxygenate all life all will be white and shiny.

    Yeah,but no.

    I'm not a chemist but even 50% water and 50% of that hydrogen mix would probably, chemicaly burn through his inner ear and seeps into his brain
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I have some rocket grade 90% hydrogen peroxide here I'll just mix it 50/50 with some water and pour it into my ear and OH GAWD … I am the purified essence of oxygen you will succumb to my free radicals we will oxygenate all life all will be white and shiny.

    Сколько?

    They banned anything over 12% for non-businesses here. So i gotta start a shell company that has a valid reason for needing H2o2, or acquire it some other way. I am half tempted to drive to an industrial area and offer to buy any surplus. It's how everyone gets giant tanks of nitrous oxide here. Surely they'd do the same for some dank ass 30% > H2o2.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Murk Lore Yeah,but no.

    I'm not a chemist but even 50% water and 50% of that hydrogen mix would probably, chemicaly burn through his inner ear and seeps into his brain

    It will make things rust that you thought couldn't rust. Like your PPE, plastics, wood, fucking anything.
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    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Sophie It will make things rust that you thought couldn't rust. Like your PPE, plastics, wood, fucking anything.

    I'm just telling him how to melt the wax or soften it to flush out. No more than a few times. I think it's 0.5%. Without looking at it.

    There is a rubber screw shape device that claims it will remove the wax safely but my obvious implant might get damaged which weirdos me out because I have no idea how it got there. Maybe the visiting temp Hbot doctor who "accidently pierced my inner eardrum"
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    I know a guy who uses a mini wine cork opener. Twelve turns and he's done.
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