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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ This is honestly the freedom that I adore. Like I would be too embarrassed to do this by myself for myself which is retarded. I actually tried to do what he's doing in this video, just now, and I had to stop after 5 seconds because I felt ashamed. I need to get over that. There is nothing that feels better than just being an absolute retard doing whatever you feel like without a care in the world. I care way too much. I'm getting better at it but I need to improve A LOT.

    That was not an act. That was an actual retard.
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That was not an act. That was an actual retard.

    Are your posts an act or are you an actual retard?
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That was not an act. That was an actual retard.

    Would you ever dance around your room like that ?
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Are your posts an act or are you an actual retard?

    If you weren't retarded you wouldn't have to ask.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Can you guys slow down posting I can't keep up
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I just left the house and my baby mom messaged me about how she overheard a conversation I was having and surmised it meant I was in a relationship with a girl I haven't seen in 5 years. So I'm pissing in a Thai restaurant and on my way to buy two large spools of wiring from a buddy who is currently living at a whorehouse
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm starting a new genre of porn that hasn't been invented yet called oven play where people do sexual activities while being burned alive inside of ovens
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lmao I'm gonna film myself jacking off inside of an oven until I die and imma go viral as fuck I hope I break the internet for at least a day or two like Gabby pateeto
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I just left the house and my baby mom messaged me about how she overheard a conversation I was having and surmised it meant I was in a relationship with a girl I haven't seen in 5 years. So I'm pissing in a Thai restaurant and on my way to buy two large spools of wiring from a buddy who is currently living at a whorehouse

    Let me get one of them spools breh
  11. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I just left the house and my baby mom messaged me about how she overheard a conversation I was having and surmised it meant I was in a relationship with a girl I haven't seen in 5 years. So I'm pissing in a Thai restaurant and on my way to buy two large spools of wiring from a buddy who is currently living at a whorehouse

    c'mon dude
  12. Steven African Astronaut
    I Think I'm going to DRink
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Steven African Astronaut
    The 1.75L is always a better deal, is it not?

    It would be downright FOOLISH not get the 1.75L

    Right???
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You only drink once a month let's go
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo on my way to buy two large spools of wiring from a buddy who is currently living at a whorehouse

    before heading to costco for a rub down and a blowjob
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Let me get one of them spools breh

    When I showed up he had a SPOOL STORY so he gave me some methadone pills that came from the same Dr I have. That was like the nicest whore house I've seen in a long time
  17. Originally posted by mmQ This is honestly the freedom that I adore. Like I would be too embarrassed to do this by myself for myself which is retarded. I actually tried to do what he's doing in this video, just now, and I had to stop after 5 seconds because I felt ashamed. I need to get over that. There is nothing that feels better than just being an absolute retard doing whatever you feel like without a care in the world. I care way too much. I'm getting better at it but I need to improve A LOT.

    Start off slow, like picking your nose on a public bus.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    are guys into this?

  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there's something wrong with her face and the tattoos are shit
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Her face is p average for NI, so many chubby girls here
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