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  1. #1
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
  2. #2
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    That's pretty fucked up if true.
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by AngryOnion That's pretty fucked up if true.

    ur gullible.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster

    I saw the top of the headline and thought "I'm gonna make a joke about needing a vaccine to get electricity"" but it turns out it's actually true and the world is a dystopian joke

    Ha ha ha
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    muh 5g smart metters!
  6. #6
    blaster master victim of incest
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung ur gullible.

    Right wing social media is FULL of satire like this.

    Comments on those links are always like this.

    'dam thats fucked up if true'

    'lol i'd believe it'



    Here's the twitter page where this bullshit came from

    https://twitter.com/ThatmattersNews?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

    They have something about a LOTR character trading their horse for a Ford F-150.

    products made from insects contain insects.

    Then they mix that with real news like the BLM embezzlement.


    This is why conservatives are always so confused on the truth. The media they consume is straight up fictional.
  8. #8
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Oh I'm just stupid and was gonna make the same jpke
  9. #9
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm just stupid
  10. #10
    Steven African Astronaut
    Sudo why did you take this photoshopped image as fact
  11. #11
    The unvaxxed always get sick And go to 'ospital ( where there are no beds due to covics ) taking up beds that could be used for REAL medical emergencies ( sorry but you're ignorance about covid doesn't constitute a emergency when all the signs are right in front of you )

    Basically what I'm saying is the unvacced use up all the medical care because there mogga tards which make the tax go up and the economy go down so

    Galvin did nothing wrong and this is actually pretty patriotic
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    this story being real or not doesn't matter, but this possibility does exist.

  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung ur gullible.

    honestly hard to tell what's real and what's not anymore

    https://www.blick.ch/politik/gfroerlis-muessen-im-ernstfall-bibbern-heiz-suendern-droht-der-knast-id17851055.html

    prison terms for Swiss who set their thermostat above 19 celsius
  14. #14
    Steven African Astronaut
    More news from that twitter channel:

    BREAKING

    Barron Trump is reportedly considering getting into crack cocaine, Russian prostitutes, and corrupt international business dealings to get the FBI to leave him alone

    Kamala Harris - Is she still Vice President?

    NEWS THAT MATTERS investigates

    New defamation lawsuit filed against Alex Jones by the National Association for the Advancement of Gay Frogs

    Hundreds of teachers in Minneapolis are coming out as Transracial after Minneapolis Public Schools adopted a measure ensuring that white teachers would be the first to be laid off

    Biden administration’s report on employment will count each Twitter bot as a new job created



    BREAKING

    President Biden to appoint Jussie Smollett as head of newly revamped U.S. Ministry or Truth

    BREAKING

    Georgia public schools put on alert as local SWAT teams say they will be too busy raiding Marjorie Taylor Greene’s house to respond to school shootings this year

    BREAKING

    Twitter bots vote to unionize

    BREAKING

    President Biden proposes massive new trans-Atlantic pipeline for pumping American dollars directly to Ukraine

    Wow!

    New app allows you to vaporize yourself instantly to reduce your carbon emissions!

    BREAKING

    His Holiness,Pope Francis, says he doesn’t believe that Biden’s worshiping of Moloch is necessarily in conflict with his Catholic faith
  15. #15
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra honestly hard to tell what's real and what's not anymore

    https://www.blick.ch/politik/gfroerlis-muessen-im-ernstfall-bibbern-heiz-suendern-droht-der-knast-id17851055.html

    prison terms for Swiss who set their thermostat above 19 celsius

    You're a moron.

    These are proposed measures and they include a fine, and the article even lists the amount. Its a misdemeanor. Most people wouldn't be put in prison for this.

    The prison sentences are existing law for extreme cases. Like that dude in FL or whatever who got arrested for simply 'collecting rainwater' but then it turned out he had massive amounts of it and had diverted the waterflow away from a nearby river.

    That kind of action should not be punishable by a mere fine or misdemeanor in a time where rations are needed.
  16. #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I am going to shit in your mouth and give you polio
  17. #17
    Yeah some places you can't collect the rain because it literally belongs to the state and other states . Mark my words there literally going to do that with soler panels and say the sunshine belongs to the state and they'll take you're power by force with guns ( which are illegal ) they will put a wire to your house and you have to literally give power to the state which harkens back to the potato famine
  18. #18
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I am going to shit in your mouth and give you polio

    umad I dropped truth
  19. #19
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Yeah some places you can't collect the rain because it literally belongs to the state and other states . Mark my words there literally going to do that with soler panels and say the sunshine belongs to the state and they'll take you're power by force with guns ( which are illegal ) they will put a wire to your house and you have to literally give power to the state which harkens back to the potato famine

    all those potatoes going hungry makes me sad
  20. #20
    Steven African Astronaut
    *All those Irish people going hungry makes me sad
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