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10 dead in canada stabbing. Democrats next agenda to ban knives

  1. #81
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Murk Lore ^ not reading all of methwall

    not reading this bloody anal tears clearly shat out in fear and anger like firing a cannon next to an elephant or a sick old dog having a panic attack during a thunderstorm
  2. #82
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo I like the leaps you made to turn some stabbings on a reserve in another country into your own personal victimization

    Right? This happened in Canada. Sure, Canada's politics reacts strongly to things that happen in America, but that's because America is the most important country on Earth. Canada is nothing, and shit that happens here means nothing to Americans. The only relevance Canada has to Democrats is that it's a white, western, first world country they're comfortable with pretending they're going to flee to when a bad thing happens in US politics.
  3. #83
    Another reason to carry a gun...crazy canucks with butter knives.
  4. #84
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Canada could get nuked by Iran today and Republicans would care to the extent that it allows them to dunk on Democrats/Obama for the $2 billion anti-proliferation deal, and Democrats would care to the extent that it allows them to dunk on Republicans/Trump for being racist and not being vocally upset about refugees/immigrants from Canada when they're usually totally opposed to southern immigration/refugees.
  5. #85
    Originally posted by Meikai Canada could get nuked by Iran today and Republicans would care to the extent that it allows them to dunk on Democrats/Obama for the $2 billion anti-proliferation deal, and Democrats would care to the extent that it allows them to dunk on Republicans/Trump for being racist and not being vocally upset about refugees/immigrants from Canada when they're usually totally opposed to southern immigration/refugees.

    Why would anyone waste a perfectly good nuclear weapon on Canada?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #86
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why would anyone waste a perfectly good nuclear weapon on Canada?

    I agree, but this was absolutely the only implausible part of my post.
  7. #87
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Canada could get nuked by Iran today and Republicans would care to the extent that it allows them to dunk on Democrats/Obama for the $2 billion anti-proliferation deal, and Democrats would care to the extent that it allows them to dunk on Republicans/Trump for being racist and not being vocally upset about refugees/immigrants from Canada when they're usually totally opposed to southern immigration/refugees.

    America has a defense treaty with Canada and would automatically declare war.

    That's kind of why Russia hates NATO
  8. #88
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Steven America has a defense treaty with Canada and would automatically declare war.

    That's kind of why Russia hates NATO

    shhhhhh
  9. #89
    Originally posted by Steven America has a defense treaty with Canada and would automatically declare war.

    That's kind of why Russia hates NATO

    No it isn't Russia doesn't give a fuck about Canada either
  10. #90
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by aldra

    this one happened up north here, someone dropped a blade in the chimp enclosure

    Flawless. That was such a great hit that big nigga thought he was just gonna come in between two men fighting, and RUN shit, now he's dead forever.

    God Bless!!!
  11. #91
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    iran says it was a weapons test gone awry and they're very sorry toronto doesn't exist anymore so it's actually fine and article 5 doesn't get triggered shhhhh
  12. #92
    Originally posted by aldra

    this one happened up north here, someone dropped a blade in the chimp enclosure

    Looks like self defence
  13. #93
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No it isn't Russia doesn't give a fuck about Canada either



    yea that was the point
  14. #94
    Originally posted by Steven

    yea that was the point

    Not much of a point kid when I'd already said it
  15. #95
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai iran says it was a weapons test gone awry and they're very sorry toronto doesn't exist anymore so it's actually fine and article 5 doesn't get triggered shhhhh

    Iran bombing Canada as the start to WIII sounds hilarious.

    sucks tho

    too young to sign up for the vaults, too old to have enjoyed pre-war life.
  16. #96
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not much of a point kid when I'd already said it

    you're dumb as fuck lol

    I was being sarcastic and you just double down on your blockheaded antics.
  17. #97
    Originally posted by Steven you're dumb as fuck lol

    I was being sarcastic and you just double down on your blockheaded antics.

    Backpeddling it's what's for breakfast

    Sarcastic huh..so you think Russia/Iran do give a fuck about Cananda then?

  18. #98
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Looks like self defence

    Originally posted by aldra there's no such thing as self defence on cuck island

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-07-12/a-24-year-old-man-has-been-fatally-stabbed-at/13969684
  19. #99
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Backpeddling it's what's for breakfast

    Sarcastic huh..so you think Russia/Iran do give a fuck about Cananda then?


    oh my god I do not care, shut the fuck up and learn to spot context clues.
  20. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-07-12/a-24-year-old-man-has-been-fatally-stabbed-at/13969684

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