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one night stands and eating ass

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    how many of you besides me tend to get you asses eaten during one night stands? one thing i havcent done yet or got some chick to do is the first thing is eat ass i always have them suck the dick first. But Id like to try it or turn right away and have them start with this.
  2. #2
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I dont do 'one night stands' because im not fucking a 16 yr old highschooler u fucking pedophile
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  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    if someone touched my ass I would karate chop them in the wind pipe
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  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    I don't like anal penetration because honestly it's a pain in the ass. While I've never had someone eat my ass, I can honestly say that it would be a boner killer.\

    probably cuz i'm not a massive faggot
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I dont do 'one night stands' because im not fucking a 16 yr old highschooler u fucking pedophile

    It takes me weeks of force feeding them psychotropic drugs and raping them just to break them down enough to even begin the process of turning them into mind wiped fuck slaves
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Ghost It takes me weeks of force feeding them psychotropic drugs and raping them just to break them down enough to even begin the process of turning them into mind wiped fuck slaves

    Uh yah prolly dont do that man
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    ya i would highly recommend not drugging and raping people

    Not cuz god said not to

    but because drugging and raping people is a fucked up thing to do.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley but because drugging and raping people is a fucked up thing to do.

    not if they consent to it
  9. #9
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley ya i would highly recommend not drugging and raping people

    Not cuz god said not to

    but because drugging and raping people is a fucked up thing to do.

    Cuz god said so
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    How do you know what God says
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    Talk to him
  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5xk5x/fingering-advice-for-men-from-lesbians
  13. #13
    blaster master victim of incest
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    i do, but my man hands are clean from a lack of man type employment
  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master Who the fuck in their 30s fingers a bitch? I have man hands, you should have man hands, no woman wants man hands in their snatch. If you're not sucking it you should be fucking it.

    Yeah bitch if I can't cape that gunt open and damn near have my wrist watch fall into your cavern while trying to clap and dog my way in there like some reverse birthing vore

    She does not have strong child bearing hips to produce a healthy litter
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