Getting old sucks.

1. 2022-09-05 at 1:33 AM UTC

   #1
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I want to FUCK!!
   bUT i CANT.
   My wife has a dried up pussy and that thing doesn't want anything to do with me.
   This is why old men loose everything -not me no way I'm just going to wack off and pretenend everything is ok .
2. 2022-09-05 at 2:54 AM UTC

   #2
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Just spit on it.
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   • Incessant
3. 2022-09-05 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Tell her that, not us.
4. 2022-09-05 at 7:08 AM UTC

   #4
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Damn I'm sorry you had to go thru all that trauma bromo maybe you can get some vigara and do a rape
5. 2022-09-05 at 7:37 AM UTC

   #5
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by AngryOnion I want to FUCK!!
   bUT i CANT.
   My wife has a dried up pussy and that thing doesn't want anything to do with me.
   This is why old men loose everything -not me no way I'm just going to wack off and pretenend everything is ok .

   
   It actually helps men's health if they have regular sex.
   
   Can't your wife just like use lube or something?? I dont have dry pussy problems but I'm sure in a few decades I will.
6. 2022-09-05 at 8:50 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   this is why god gave us whores and porn
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • AngryOnion
7. 2022-09-05 at 9:05 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   personally I blame the keystone microwave ovens and the MTV
8. 2022-09-05 at 11:49 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   tell her to drink more fluids
9. 2022-09-05 at 1:10 PM UTC

   #9
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   embrace islam and take a second wife.
   
   then a third and a fourth.
10. 2022-09-05 at 1:26 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley tell her to drink more fluids

    
    drink her fluids more
11. 2022-09-05 at 2:35 PM UTC

    #11
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist