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My 90 days in jail, felony, and fentanyl OD from my "just released" party

  1. #21
    Bradley Florida Man
    he always has been, so its him back to normal to us

    OP did you dress like a femboy/exhibit sissy mannerisms in the jail setting? Did you make any friends?
  2. #22
    Ghost Black Hole
    I still do not recommend getting high in rehab, u are better than that bro (roshambo) you made snorting wellies inside cool but that was the past and you dont wanna be like Bradley B who does cocaine in rehab and has gay sex with the people there

    It might sound appealing but this guy is the leftover grease at the bottom of an expired tin of dick butter with bits of hair and a dead fly in it. You don't want that man you desrve at least a little bit better AT LEAST
  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'd snort a wellie off your ass and bang you in the rehab shower roshambo
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  4. #24
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Dissociator I'm getting her a 24 k Gold ring with her turquoise birthstone, planning on proposing in a month once I have held down my Purdue food factory job for more than 3 days

    Probably not a good idea unless your trying to make your life worse
  5. #25
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting Probably not a good idea unless your trying to make your life worse

    Don't you larp as a wealthy British grandma hokosexual on the internet? Why should anyone take advice from such a deranged unwell person
  6. #26
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    how many of you made actual friends in jail?
  7. #27
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Wariat how many of you made actual friends in jail?

    probably not the best place to make friends 101
  8. #28
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Wariat how many of you made actual friends in jail?

    I've made a few and developed stronger friendships with ppl I already knew. Some people have been scum too
  9. #29
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat how many of you made actual friends in jail?

    I promised Manuel we would run away together and buy that fishing boat we always talked about but he got shanked during an initiation some years back
  10. #30
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat how many of you made actual friends in jail?

    actually a good friend of mine a 400 lb dude named Tyler was in my same disciplinary unit apparently on meth he thought some other dude was coming through his walls and he got mad so he burned his mom's house down he was a heavy dude that was drugged on antipsychotics as a kid so he's still kind of like immature but he lasted a bunch of s*** so having him around was like a laugh track it was pretty all right

    That pedophile named Cody Kaufman you can look him up he's an 18-year-old dude who's actually believe it or not pretty cool we traded books a lot we talked about a lot of s*** you know he said he was in love with his 13-year-old and a Romeo and Juliet law could mean if her parents say it's all right and him and her get married then take away the charge I don't know how I feel about all that as I was in there when it happened and a lot of the stuff I heard could be conjecture but the Cody was cool dude
  11. #31
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting Probably not a good idea unless your trying to make your life worse

    you have no idea how true the love is between me and my girlfriend and how everything clicks in our souls merge as if we were combination of astral Force
  12. #32
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy What part of that non sense made you think he is okay at all.
    Clearly he is delusional still and very much a menace and burden on society.

    Okay you don't know me and you don't know how much I thought about that stupid l crime and how childish it was and how I almost got 5 to 10 years in prison I realize how precious life is and how much there is to do on the outside

    90 days of self torture withdrawal pains yearnings for things that I thought I would never see again and a lot of hours spent contemplating suicide but I am back from rehab..
    going to rehab when the doctors thought I was going to have legs amputated being a wheelchair for the rest of my life be on dialysis and have brain damage.

    The whole medical floor and the resident neurologist were watching in all as I took my first steps on assisted and walked across that hospital wing floor with only a cane.

    The one who induce a coma in me shook my hand and was crying when he said "this is something I've never seen before God bless"


    Obviously God wants me alive
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  13. #33
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Wariat how many of you made actual friends in jail?

    How many actual 12 year old girl friends have you made in the playground?
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  14. #34
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Just walk it off
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  15. #35
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Roshambo was PC which is unsurprising but tragic. You should loud and proud let your freak flag fly, sharpen your comb and stab people up in the name of more open minded and triangle based prison politics. You weren't in for anything bad, you should have defended yourself the first chance you got. Instead you're playing pattycake with skinners. Come on you should have gotten a nickname and some new scars. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??? You're like 21 going on 47 at least
  16. #36
    Bradley Florida Man
    make more youtube videos
  17. #37
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Roshambo was PC which is unsurprising but tragic. You should loud and proud let your freak flag fly, sharpen your comb and stab people up in the name of more open minded and triangle based prison politics. You weren't in for anything bad, you should have defended yourself the first chance you got. Instead you're playing pattycake with skinners. Come on you should have gotten a nickname and some new scars. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??? You're like 21 going on 47 at least

    I fought a nigger for calling me a cracker and got his head with a sock of irish spring bar.. he was pussying out like a nephrongoloid but he did give me a bloody lip. We were tased and then put me in maximum security in a turtle suit for a f****** 2 weeks
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  18. #38
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley he always has been, so its him back to normal to us

    OP did you dress like a femboy/exhibit sissy mannerisms in the jail setting? Did you make any friends?

    No I had to go total bundy to survive
  19. #39
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Dissociator No I had to go total bundy to survive

    arnt you from Jersey

    Where your mom? She rich I heard. Typical. Feel sorry for me. I had everything served on a silver platter.

    Cunt. I grew up poor
  20. #40
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Dissociator No I had to go total bundy to survive

    Uhh no I'm hooked on cough syrup. I act silllllly on cough meds and make people laugh. Sploo died when i should have too

    My mom is rich and I want people to feel sorry for me and I'm pushing 30
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