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I ate a whole loaf of garlic bread today

  1. #21
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if you're not too retarded I might pay you one day to take one apart and ship it to me in pieces
  2. #22
    Bradley Florida Man
    bro you realize you hold a fucking microwave machine up to your ear to talk on the phone with me, have wifi in every building you live in, breath smog constantly, used to shoot up barely enhancemented drugs, drink water with loads of additives in it,

    So yes, I eat wheat that was genetically modified to have higher production yields and be more resistant to pests, grow in subpar environments, and be resistant to blight.

    *I'MMA FOCUS ON ONE THING AND IGNORE THE REST AS I MAKE ARGUMENTS ABOUT HEALTH, LIFE, SAFETY*
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  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    bro i have to watch two half hour videos and then do 30 slides worth of notes and honestly the hours and hours of notes don't bother me, the videos do.
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  4. #24
    Ghost Black Hole
    Genetic modifications on seeds only affect their resistance to glyphosate and there is zero evidence it does anything other than that.



    Originally posted by RIPtotse U ever look at bread products ingredient lists? They r always like a paragraph of shit.

    The vast majority of long name "chemical poison" is preservatives that are common & have been used for decades

    None of these chemicals are harmful in any way but it's shown next to junk food to make people be like OH MY GOD ITS GOT SODIUM CHLORIDE ISNT THAY USED ON BREAKING BAD TO COOK METH?!


    You hear it a lot from older hippie natural living type people that moved out to the woods to get away from day dang old florida dated water that turns the frogs gay but they refuse to wear a mask because the government is lying about the invisible sick particles floating around man all over man and only THEY can see them
  5. #25
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by aldra if you're not too retarded I might pay you one day to take one apart and ship it to me in pieces

    i can do dat
  6. #26
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm a lot less stupid now that I quit smoking weed and am not drunk from 8am till I go to sleep
  7. #27
    Steven African Astronaut
    Bradley, you are dumb as fuck and I want to help you.

    This morning for breakfast I had 3 hard boiled eggs, 2 sweet potatoes, and a banana. I might have some tea and a bunch of those little Cutie oranges before lunch.

    Lunch will be some pan fried chicken with roasted carrots and idk what else. Maybe a package of oatmeal cookies (Belvita) or half cup of oatmeal with some jelly or honey, cinnamon, and nuts/seeds.

    Dinner idk yet but probably won't be nearly as healthy. Probably some grilled meats.

    I only drink water, tea, or 2% milk. Fruit juice or soda I treat like a dessert.

    None of this stuff is really expensive or takes a long time to make.

    Follow my lead and you will be as fit as me soon.
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  8. #28
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Steven I only drink water, tea, or 2% milk. Fruit juice or soda I treat like a dessert.

    None of this stuff is really expensive or takes a long time to make.

    Yeah because you are bragging about eating poor people food like it's healthy. Just look at those kids in Africa, they eat one UN food ration a month and they are #thinspo

    Ever heard of a Taber root folx it's good for your pores too.

    I don't eat stinging nettle and rock soup because of rampant inflation, I just think McDonald's is bland and nasty okay and $3 for a hamburger oh my god mr big spender watch out

    My meals cost 1 penny per serving per person and can be make in giant batches large enough to serve an entire Sikh temple with thousands of hungry worshippers
  9. #29
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Yeah because you are bragging about eating poor people food like it's healthy. Just look at those kids in Africa, they eat one UN food ration a month and they are #thinspo

    Ever heard of a Taber root folx it's good for your pores too.

    I don't eat stinging nettle and rock soup because of rampant inflation, I just think McDonald's is bland and nasty okay and $3 for a hamburger oh my god mr big spender watch out

    My meals cost 1 penny per serving per person and can be make in giant batches large enough to serve an entire Sikh temple with thousands of hungry worshippers

    i dont care about you, I care about bradley
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  10. #30
    Steven African Astronaut
    dont post in this thread until bradley replies, thanks
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  11. #31
    Bradley Florida Man
    Today I do two scoops of refried beans with !mix vegetables in two tortillas with a lot of hot sauce. Some espresso bareback. Vitamins.

    Gonna skip lunch or have a banana and then for dinner I'm doing sardines Rice and vegetables.

    Also I drink about half gallon to gallon of water throughout
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  12. #32
    Ghost Black Hole
    he's running out of poor poverty diet energy and can't have a dessert cola for a quick sugar rush and uses stevia instead of sugar oh no it's time to chew some ghinsend root and breathe heavily OH MAN THAT OXYGEN RUSH BETTER THAN A CIGGY
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  13. #33
    Bradley Florida Man
    No bang no hot dogs no grease for me today
  14. #34
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Today I do two scoops of refried beans with !mix vegetables in two tortillas with a lot of hot sauce. Some espresso bareback. Vitamins.

    Gonna skip lunch or have a banana and then for dinner I'm doing sardines Rice and vegetables.

    Also I drink about half gallon to gallon of water throughout

    this is good breadley, much better than the gravy hot tub you had earlier this week. I am proud of you
  15. #35
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley No bang no hot dogs no grease for me today

    good good good
  16. #36
    Steven African Astronaut
    keep up the good work breadly
  17. #37
    Bradley Florida Man
    French onion french onion soup is not considered a gravy boat although my roommate did think I was eating gravy out of a bowl so that's that I've been buying a bag of mixed vegetables so I'm just b*********** you I bout one so far and I finished it today so I'm thinking I'm going to go buy another bag of mixed vegetables and then I'm thinking I want more bananas

    I'm still going to continue eating can sardines because I read one topic one time that said eating sardines is good for you and I like to eat canned goods during the day I'm also going to get some Beretta but not garlic bread just I'm going to get some of that regular f****** deli bread you know what I mean that that cheap ass s*** so that I can use it with soup or like when I eat oysters

    I like to put it in there oysters and sardines are always can by the way and then I'm thinking I'm going to get a spinach spinach cuz I'm thinking for a healthy meal one of these days

    I can do like a handful of spinach with like a couple handfuls of heat it up mixed vegetables and then tuna fish and just smush all that s*** together with no mayonnaise or fat or butter or anything and if I make a big ass bowl of that s*** I can eat like three times and obviously I'm taking vitamins whoever told me to eat vitamins I really appreciate it thank God thank you
  18. #38
    Steven African Astronaut
    get albacore tuna for highest and most favorable canned fishy omega content
  19. #39
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Steven Bradley, you are dumb as fuck and I want to help you.

    This morning for breakfast I had 3 hard boiled eggs, 2 sweet potatoes, and a banana. I might have some tea and a bunch of those little Cutie oranges before lunch.

    Lunch will be some pan fried chicken with roasted carrots and idk what else. Maybe a package of oatmeal cookies (Belvita) or half cup of oatmeal with some jelly or honey, cinnamon, and nuts/seeds.

    Dinner idk yet but probably won't be nearly as healthy. Probably some grilled meats.

    I only drink water, tea, or 2% milk. Fruit juice or soda I treat like a dessert.

    None of this stuff is really expensive or takes a long time to make.

    Follow my lead and you will be as fit as me soon.

    Sounds pretty decent. Replace all the sugary baked goods and fruit with steak/bacon and yes.
  20. #40
    Bradley Florida Man
    i think i'd be a lot happier if half my diet was vegetables, a quarter fruit, and a quarter your mom's pussy.
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