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I ate a whole loaf of garlic bread today

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks this is the last fourth of it.

    I also had an empanada earlier and a bang energy drink.
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    Bradley Florida Man
  3. #3
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Good job big guy.

    I’ll alert the appropriate media outlets
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  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Thanks imma make another empanada and crack a bang and call that my total meal for the day aside from water and bareback espresso before fishing
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    Bradley Florida Man

  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    I appreciate everyone encouraging me to diversify my diet. I really am lookibg forward to feeling healthier
  7. #7
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Those Jamaican beef things are pretty good actually, also I see you got yourself some multi vitamins ✊🏽 my nigga
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  8. #8
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley

    how was it?
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    all of that looks delicious
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    Really good guys. Very healthy
  11. #11
    Steven African Astronaut
    eat some fucking vegetables Bradley get a crockpot I will even donate some sex pics
  12. #12
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    That’s very generous of you Smegma. Crock pots aren’t expensive, and it’s the dic pics you’ve offered that really counts.
    There may be hope for you after all.
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    I think imma have some vegetables and that meat
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Steven how was it?

    Not great. You remember those microwave burritos that were .59$ growing up that had the plastic 90s theme on them? Tasted like that with slightly better crust.

    Fucking garlic bread was excellent. I got another loaf but know my carb limit
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    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor That’s very generous of you Smegma. Crock pots aren’t expensive, and it’s the dic pics you’ve offered that really counts.
    There may be hope for you after all.

    you're uninteresting
  16. #16
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Not great. You remember those microwave burritos that were .59$ growing up that had the plastic 90s theme on them? Tasted like that with slightly better crust.

    Fucking garlic bread was excellent. I got another loaf but know my carb limit

    all you need in life is refried beans, cheese, and bread. Trust me
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm from the diary state and diary made but I try not to eat cheese cuz it just seems like processed milk into something that's basically a gluttonous blob that you slice from.

    Kinda like u
  18. #18
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I wish otf knives weren't illegal here


    so fucking stupid
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    otf?

    They're illegal here too, that's why I'm now using mine to cut garlic bread instead of thieves.
  20. #20
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Dude wd just had this discussion that wheat, soy, and fucking corn are the most genetically modified plants in the world via monsanto seedbank and a bunch of other shit..

    I guess at least u got some garlic.

    U ever look at bread products ingredient lists? They r always like a paragraph of shit.
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