2022-09-03 at 4:07 PM UTC
Everyone Miami is the greatest place I've ever lived. So my class was canceled because of Labor Day and I made a friend with one of the students, there's this old lady who always hugs me and is in two of my classes, she likes that we're both old (She's 54) for the school. So my new friend told me he's going to a massage parlor, because I read Jiggaboo Johnson's posts I know this is code for Asian Blowjob Factory, so I asked my new friend if he's going there for *blowjob motion* he said no he has scoliosis (and you can tell) and his teeth are all fucked up and he doesn't speak very well, like a slight retardation, but I don't judge people cuz I'm not perfect. So he said no he just wants a simple massage and isn't like that, and I told him I've never gotten a massage but am like that when it comes to sexy asian women giving me a rub.
Anyway, we walked to the bus stop and he said he was gonna go to his bus stop and walked back the same direction we came from. I asked waht his major was, he said Forensics, I said wow I have an interest in forensics as well (I do) he asked what my major was and I told him Database management and he was like "But you like Forensics?" I said yeah like how people get away with crime and how they catch people. That raised some retard eyebrows. But we exchanged numbers.
Anyway, so he said he was going to his bus stop (Which I thought was my bus stop hence why we're waking to the bus stop) and began walking the exact direction we came from. I think he might be desperate for friends, seems like a good chap even if he is a little slow and doesn't want blowjobs from Vietnamese girls who rub men for a living. Can't imagine it wouldn't be some good head, IMO.
So as I'm waiting for my trolly (I tell people bus but I'm too cheap to pay 6$ a day, so I take the trolly which takes longer, isn't as comfortable, makes more weird ass stops, and are fewer runs from)
And like 30 cars playing salsa music pulled up guided by 4 cops on motor cycles on the front and 4 in the back. Due to the large amount of banners I figured must be political so was likely the Governor of Peurto Rico. There was a guy saying shit in spanish and people started filming and this truck rolls up and I see a bullet proof cube. So now i'm interested, i kinda hoped it was the king pedophile from Rome himself, but it was a fucking haunted doll. So I put my shirt back on (I stand at bus stops with my shirt off, rapping kevin gates, chain smoking and pacing) and asked the cop what this was and he said it's a prayer parade and that he doesn't know anything beyond that.
Folks I'm a realist, I asked him if the trolly was still gonna come, he said yes immediately after. So I saw this really old cuban mother teresa get out and she kissed a little girl who broke away from her parents and ran up to her. Realizing this must be a religious relic (I thought it was just a dress but it turned out to be a dress on the doll, Haunted??? Holy Ghost???) and I could do some good for myself if I was very pious. I tucked my shirt in, shoved my haedphones and went up to the cuban lady who was walking around (praying?) and said "Mother." and she walked up to me and drew a cross on my forehead, held my hands and said she loves me in spanish, and then gave me a hug. Immediately this buff cuban dude walked up to me and kinda startled me cuz I thought I did something wrong (I've only been blessed by a nun one time before this) and handed me a flyer in spanish that has the haunted doll in the bulletproof cube.
Then the caravan kept it moving and I smiled happily. Not sure what I'm supposed to feel, but no one ever told me they love me in spanish before.
2022-09-03 at 4:13 PM UTC
Oh yeah and my friends cat is near sighted from being cross eyed. Names Ralph.
2022-09-04 at 1:32 AM UTC
My friend (cuban) said she is the Virgin of the Water or something like that and I asked him if she will help me in fishing or if she will help me not drown in the ocean, and he says yeah if you believe in that kinda stuff and folks I believe in ALL holy relics/saints, I don't worship them, but much like my relationship with Sir Ganesha I am open to friendships of Saints in other cultures, especially if there's a benefit.
Sir Ganesha is a traveling god and removes blocks in the path of those meant to go and puts blocks of those who would not benefit from going (in jist) so I kinda befriended him a long time ago. Now I think it's time to befriend this lady. I hung up the flyer and I'm going to go on the 8th. They have 3 events which says 'Rosary' which will be the beads things (not interested), the entrada de la imagin which means (based on google) image input entering. So he says that's when I get to get near the saint in the relic. And then mass. I'm not going to mass. But I'm gonna bring a bottle for holy water from the saint, a dollar to give the church who helped introduce me to the saint, and a light blue candle to represent the blessings of the water virgin. I speak 0 spanish and am not Roman Catholic, but much like demonology, I will take anything that can help. I am going to ask for her help to make me better at fishing and to not drown in the Atlantic Ocean and it's inlets.
