2022-08-31 at 11:31 AM UTC
So I was at an AA meeting and saw this thing that said
ARE YOU A RECENTLY SOBER ALCOHOLIC
DID YOU PREVIOUSLY DRINK DAILY GOING TO SLEEP WITH ALCOHOL IN YOUR SYSTEM
DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING
2100$ IN COMPENSATION FOR QUALIFYING PARTICIPANTS
so like Imma call them up and tell them I stopped drinking 8 days ago. I'm only on 2 meds, one to lower my pulse cuz I'm nuts and get too excited (shocker) and an SSRI at maximum doses.
2100$ would get me a lot of stuff I want but don't want to buy and can't steal. Like a nice fishing pole, a game system, a computer and still have half of it left for savings.
But what if my Anthony Weiner falls off????
Thoughts?
P.s. I love Ambien, trazedone and anything given to make me sleep which I take a lot of and meet strangers for sex. And I like drugs a lot too lol.
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2022-08-31 at 11:36 AM UTC
They're doing one for bipolar gonna try dat one and another for cannabis. Folks if I could get paid to take weed for my mental illness I'm basically the king of great things
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2022-08-31 at 11:37 AM UTC
oh i think they like me better yet (i know)
you probably wont get accepted anyways because of the SSRIs, since they have so many potential side effects i would imagine that whatever the drug they are testing, they would want to keep it away from the SSRIs so they can isolate the testing drugs effects
2022-08-31 at 11:46 AM UTC
Last time I stopped taking my anti depressants I got so mean I would just roast ppl and hated myself. I made my friend cry cuz he works at a gas station and loves watching Friends and turned off the documentary and I explained to him why he's gonna be poor forever in a trailer with nothing (because he won't self educate as his primary form of entertainment lol)
2022-08-31 at 11:49 AM UTC
have you done shore casting into the ocean? is it good because literally it sounds the most chill to me just walk a mile up the beach instead of hanging out on some cramped pier with a bunch of older men
literally if i was gonna carry around all that shit and go to the work i would want to catch something i could rip up with a knife and cook it that didnt taste like shit or some bullshit like trout which is loaded with little bones you know what im saying
2022-09-01 at 11:44 PM UTC
Changed my mind about trying new medicines for money since the college giving me 3k
2022-09-01 at 11:49 PM UTC
Sometimes I have to carry the bucket full of fish which idgaf about.
2022-09-02 at 12:22 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Dude when i was in jail this one dude talked about doing drug trials.
Sounds like a good way to make money if u wanna abuse your body with medication [ fuck yah ] and dont wanna work.
I actually enjoy working sometimes and i actually go insane if i dont actually work, but if i work too much i go insane
Basically the key is dont work in the food industry and ill be ok
2022-09-02 at 1:04 AM UTC
That's illegal here, they can only give you gift cards to fast food places.
Yeah, thanks for scanning my valuable meth brain waves so I could eat garbage food. do you also bend me over and non optionally penetrate my anus until it bleeds for no extra cost?
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2022-09-02 at 1:16 AM UTC
The sperm clinics here are donation only, no money can "change hands" but they will gladly take any and all sperm you are willing to give away for FREE
But these prudes will only take it in certain types of packaging too and you have to pay $20 rent the magazines, or bring your own. I just said fuck it and raw dogged to my imagination but they kept knocking on the door so it took forever. They don't even tell you what to do when you blew your load either, i only got half in the cup and couldn't find any tissue. Felt like I was going to a government sanctioned jerk off clinic where you are allowed to masturbate once a year or else the micro explosive in your neck explodes.
Nobody told me about the flat plastic bag same color as the counter that slid behind a thing so I just handed her a half soaked bottle of my raw cum bare handed like ummmm excuse me ma'am but I have produced a sample. We were both very horrified except I was also very confused, you get what you "pay for" when the government runs things let me tell ya. When Bill Krozby told me about sperm banks and getting paid the big bucks for a sexy DDD big titty redhead nurse and you get her number plus two apples juices oh man it's like a fucking cathedral of stromberg the city of El Dorado and the flowing honey milk breasts
Canadian women do not deserve a mans sperm but Americans know how to wine and dine a person and make them feel like their donation matters and not like jumping off the nearest tallest building afterwards because you have fulfilled your genetic obligation to fertilize a black immigrant lesbian couple and have no reason to go on any longer.
2022-09-02 at 1:55 AM UTC
I'll give anyone sperm if they work it out of a hose
2022-09-02 at 5:18 AM UTC
I sold my dignity and genetics for bread sticks and pasta
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2022-09-02 at 6:57 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Lol the plasma donation places here pay u like 100 a pop for the first couple weeks here.
Fuck that though i went through 3 yrs of homelessness and still woudlnt stoop that low. Fucking vampire rings
2022-09-05 at 7:13 PM UTC
Ya I won't give blood, donate plasma, jerk off in a cup unless you gonna drink it up, etc
