but he has the unusual request that i break both of his legs with a peen hammer so hes gimped up and has to be carried around like a gunnysack and he wants to go to the expo. honestly i was taken aback but he said we will ride all the rollercoasters and can buy a bunch of polisehd rocks at the gift shop n shit so im kind of thinking about it lol
hey man dats cool if you wanna take LSD at a theme park we will put you in a wheelchair with a blanket like a mee maw so you can smoke crack under the blanket in line to ride the coaster
dont you just love being disabled folx?
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Hi everyone I wanted to point out that I'm actually disabled and have paperwork that can confirm it and can get on all the free rides at Six Flags so I assume other places do it too however it comes with the drawback you have to hang out with me
If we mobbed a store it would be funny, have one loud mouth guy like 2k1 distract the cashiers with his endless yammering while the shifty members of the group pilfer the goods like Bradley "What RFID Tag?" B and have a big fat guy like well hung to mule and act as jail cover
I will be on standby ready with bear spray and a taser in case one of the guards tries to get cute or there's an off duty cop I am going to take care of it while you all escape to Jiggaboo johnson with the engine running in the getaway vehicle
We can call ourselves the "Salivation Army" and use that to unlock santa christmas themeed heists at holiday time
Speedy Parker
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[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by Bradley
Hi everyone I wanted to point out that I'm actually disabled and have paperwork that can confirm it and can get on all the free rides at Six Flags so I assume other places do it too however it comes with the drawback you have to hang out with me
