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  1. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    A life I've always dreamed of
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    a woman taking her clothes off and shoving her bare naked tity nipple in my mouth
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost a woman taking her clothes off and shoving her bare naked tity nipple in my mouth

    what other kind of nipples does this naked freak lady have?
  4. I knew a woman who would regularly shove her nipple into men's open mouths.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Like an adult pacifier
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  6. Wake up from a deep sleep on the chair and find a nipple shoved in your mouth.
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by troon what other kind of nipples does this naked freak lady have?

    5 or more of various sizes in totally random spots on her body and you call up a new one when you get bored of the placement of the last one and there is also an option to save your favorites so you can go back to that one that had 10 on one part of her leg like a giant tumor growth but they all were engorged and shoot milk

    kinda like a cow udder or the under side of a mom cat but if it was smaller and attached to a humanoid
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  8. troon African Astronaut
    boobies are fucking amazing. women love getting their boobs played with and everyone loves playing with boobs.

    it should be a social norm to play with a woman's titties as a form of greeting, kinda like a handshake.

    there's no reason why a man shouldn't masturbate that the same time, though it would be a faux pas to cum on her clothes or shoes, or to place a cock-sweat hand on either of her boobs. it's still plenty workable though.

    we just need to challenge convention. i might try it, see if it catches on.
  9. Ghost Black Hole
    alls im saying

    10 nips

    1 areola

    you do the math. 2 boobs. I'm too horny to even crunch that number ;)
  10. Should be one man per nipple. Two men at the same time.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    I want to go to this restaurant but not alone, if I ask a guy they’ll get the wrong idea and I have no female friends.
  12. Kafka sweaty
    I squeeze my boobs when I’m stressed, kind of like a stress ball. Idk it feels natural.
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  13. Bradley Black Hole
    I like that. I sometimes tug on my flaccid penis when naked and stressed out. Normally in the shower before court hearings
  14. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I squeeze my boobs when I’m stressed, kind of like a stress ball. Idk it feels natural.

    Do you do both at once
  15. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka I squeeze my boobs when I’m stressed, kind of like a stress ball. Idk it feels natural.

    During a test when the teacher passes by, cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Haxxor During a test when the teacher passes by, cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.

    You’re a whining old boomer with nothing to offer but pessimism and hate and I’m glad my existence bothers you.
  17. I knew a guy once who would do the helicopter thing with his pecker to relieve stress. Right out in public.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I knew a guy once who would do the helicopter thing with his pecker to relieve stress. Right out in public.

    Men get away with so much…
  19. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka You’re a whining old boomer with nothing to offer but pessimism and hate and I’m glad my existence bothers you.

    actually I find your fantasy posts entertaining, and from what I’ve read I’m at least 6 years younger than you are honey 😘 but thanks for the shout out
  20. Kafka sweaty
    My sister had a house party once and I saw a 40yr old man do that. Another guy stood on the 70s coffee table, it broke and he went crashing into the tv then the fireplace.
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