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Fonaplats Goes in Vacation

  1. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    It's pretty hot.
    We are going to the pool.
  2. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Everyone is so burnt TF out from vacationing.
    This weeks bend too damn much.
    Maybe next big vacation can be more of a few nights here and a few nights here or something.
  3. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats





    Anakeesta turned out to be a shitty tourist trap build by and old woman's book club.
    Parking $20.
    Gondola ride to them top $80
    Doughnut hole $1.25 each.
    Getting covered in flies $Free

    It was pretty dumb up there tbh.
    We road their mountain coaster and it was the absolute worst of all of the coasters.
    We left having tired of the lack of anything for us to do and I took my girlfriend to Rocky Top Mountain Coaster which is the absolute best one imo.
    The kid sleeping in the car while I shit post and she rides.
    Hopefully she likes it took and then we will wake up the kid and tell her bears are going to eat us if we don't ride the super cool mountain coaster.

    this is why I said to go camping lol.

    pretty view though.
  4. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Our last night in Tenesse so I decided to let my bruise covered girlfriend put on her best romper and I took her and then kid to them finest dining establishment in town.



    Seasons 101

    Where each plate costs $101 dollars.
    After eating like pigs and paying a $330 bill I decided to take the kid to a bookstore since she was very well behaved at dinner.
    But then she started screaming at me and pissed her pants so instead of buying her yet another dumb toy she already has 2 of I opted to buy myself a screaming chicken to terrorize her with a she is deathly afraid of them.



    I can't wait until she acts up and says something sideways.
  5. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Vacation is wrapping up.
    My girlfriend is putting the kid to bed and herself too.
    We had so much fun and I really enjoyed spending an entire week with the 2 of them.
    It's rare enough even getting to see 1 of them let alone both of them for more than a day.
    This whole trip has been a really awesome experience for us and I hope to have many many more.
    I'd rate Pigeon Forge a 7/10 on the fun scale because even though there was a LOT to do, very much of it was the same shit over and over again.
    The views here are not even that great although I'm sure in the fall it is way prettier.
    With the toddler not even 3 years old yet I couldn't have asked for a better vacation as it was just the right distance from home and definitely kept us busy and left us exhausted every day.
    I'm going to cherish this 1st vacation of our together in my heart for as long as it beats.

    Now is probably a good time to start planning our next vacation seeing as how I really didn't make a dent in my budget that I had for this one.
  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    thats a cool vacation fona the only suggestion i would make if you have extra money next time is rent one of those corvettes from hertz and duck tape all youre luggage to the roof and see how fast you can make time on the way there and back while your girlfriend and daughter go OMG DADDY SLOW DOWN literally when you rev the motor and drop a gear to shave off the bumper on some curryhead in a camry
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I hope you also wrote this down in a hard carbon copy irl diary with ink and paper as these digital memories won't last forever not after the big wipeout if 2040.

    I like the college professor am glad you had a nice VACAY how would you rate it out of 7?

    Sad you didn't actually touch Dolly's wax boobs might be you're only chance you pussy but at least you got to stand next to her. EYE ROLL

    Thanks for sharing with us your times. Now back to the grinds.

    Where do you want to go for your next vacation?
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  8. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Fona you are not going to ever be a millionaire if you keep doing shit like this.
    Save your money, invest, do the 401k bullshit, have job where they match contributions, work it.
    Right now opportunities are at your fingertips that have never existed before.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Fona you are not going to ever be a millionaire if you keep doing shit like this.
    Save your money, invest, do the 401k bullshit, have job where they match contributions, work it.
    Right now opportunities are at your fingertips that have never existed before.

    I said this exact same thing to my best friend 11 years ago. He said you know what you're right, Wren. He spent the next 8 years, saving every cent he had, building a POWERFUL nest egg and had accrued roughly 500k in savings and I was so impressed that he actually followed through and buckled down. He just got married too, had his first kid just a wholesome little girl, and was on track to actually retire a bit early and truly just live his dream life- the same one he was trying to live earlier but kept winding up broke. Anyway this semi just accidentally veered into their lane when he was driving them to Disneyland and killed them all instantly and i don't know. I wonder if he wouldlve lived his life differently if he knew that was gonna happen.
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  10. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Fonaplats she is deathly afraid of them.



    I can't wait until she acts up and says something sideways.

    Why wait?

    When she falls asleep tonight start squeezing that thing like crazy while screaming your head off.

    Now that is the stuff truly memorable vacations are made of!!

    ** remember to post that video**
  11. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Haxxor Why wait?

    When she falls asleep tonight start squeezing that thing like crazy while screaming your head off.

    Now that is the stuff truly memorable vacations are made of!!

    ** remember to post that video**

    The chicken doesn't scream when you squeeze it but once you let go it does, so when she is being mean (and only intentionally so) I will squeeze, chuck the rubber chicken toward her and laugh my ass off a her mean pants turns to pee pants and then Ill concoct some made up story about how all 3 year olds get harassed by scary rubber screaming chickens when they are being bad and to always behave because Santa sent the rubber chicken army out to monitor all 3 year olds to alert him if they are being naughty or nice and the chicken scream can be heard by Santa so she best behave or no presents on Christmas.
  12. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Vacation is over except for the long drive home.
    I just got out of bed and am about to pack up to leave.
    Hoping to hit the road by 9ish.
  13. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I drove for almost 4 hours.
    We stopped at some horrible Mexican restraunt that I dont want to talk about.
    Now my GF is driving and hopefully I can take a nap.
  14. When does reality restart? (Aka the return to work)
  15. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When does reality restart? (Aka the return to work)

    72 hours from now
  16. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    We have made it home.
  17. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats We have made it home.

    im glad you made it home safe

    next time choose a better place to vacation
  18. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Next time do STAYCATION and save some money for a real trip.
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  19. Originally posted by AngryOnion Next time do STAYCATION and save some money for a real trip.

    Here a staycation just means not leaving the country. Fona didn't leave the country, so it was a staycation by our definition.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Here a staycation just means not leaving the country. Fona didn't leave the country, so it was a staycation by our definition.

    Your country is smaller than most US sataes so yeah...
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