2022-08-28 at 4:29 PM UTC
This is for my Earth sciences classes, so bear in mind I just wrote it once, checked for misspellings and called it a day. It's called Introduce yourself.
Hello, everyone. My name is Bradley "Bigs" Weiner-Johnson. I am a 29 year old man from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I graduated from Mexicans Mostly High School in 2011. I attended one year of schooling at UW-Whitewater in Whitewater, Wisconsin the following year which focused on Accounting. I haven’t been enrolled in education for some time and recently moved to Miami, Florida about a month ago because I wanted a new start in life. I don’t know many people in the area but am doing my best to make friends and forge a life for myself here.
I have an interest in horticulture especially as it relates to landscaping and bonsai. I am also a former animal breeder specializing in freshwater tropical fish, aquarium plants, line breeding of ball pythons, redtail boa constrictors, and the line breeding of various types of finches. I enjoy studying the genetics of animals as it relates to animal husbandry, mostly limiting myself to that of ball pythons and guppies. I also enjoy fishing from shore. Florida was a large draw because I have always liked Hispanic culture, tropical plants, and the ocean. That is some of the reasoning that led me to moving here.
My future plans are to stay in Florida for life, likely southern Florida in the greater Miami area. I would like to one day have a family and get married and have children, but am largely focusing on my own education and advancement first. My major is Computer Information Technology, where I plan to focus on database management and network management. I am currently in five courses to satisfy the Associate requirements so that I can transfer to a state school upon completion. I am taking Introduction to Philosophy, Humanities, Calculus AB, Environmental Sciences and Advanced Earth Sciences this semester. Following this semester I am hoping my classes more closely relate to my major.
I look forward to learning with all of you this semester and responding to some of the other introductions in this discussion board. I appreciate you taking the time to read my introduction and look forward to reading your replies below. See you in school. :)
2022-08-28 at 4:31 PM UTC
you have the technical part down but everything you write is cringe
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2022-08-28 at 4:32 PM UTC
yall like how I skipped over 9 years of being a total failure (4 of which I was incarcerated for)
2022-08-28 at 4:33 PM UTC
prompt;
! Introduce yourself to your classmates by writing a couple of paragraphs. After everyone has posted, please respond to a couple of people who may share similar backgrounds or educational experiences with you. Also, attach a digital picture of yourself to the posting or set up your profile in the My Blackboard menu. Here is some information you might want to share with your classmates:
Your name and a little personal background about yourself
Your interests, hobbies, sports
Future plans
Major
What courses are you currently taking and/or plan to take?
Remember to attach a picture to the posting or set up your profile in the My Blackboard menu.
2022-08-28 at 4:34 PM UTC
Photo I included (cuz I like it)
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2022-08-28 at 4:36 PM UTC
Hoping to illucidate others why I, BradleyB, deserves some pussy, a wife, someone to give me a place to live, and hopefully someone desirous enough of me enough to want me for a life partner despite my faults so that I can love them, settle down, learn everything there is to know about them, and go to sleep every night being held by a person that's chosen to spend their life to me.
UNLESS THEY GOT SOME OTHER NIGGA'S KID HANGING AROUND THEN I JUST WANNA DISCUSS BLOWJOBS & THAT KID'S ADOPTION
2022-08-28 at 5:12 PM UTC
That sounds just fine to me. Maybe sprinkle in a few more adjectives but whatever it's not a big deal.
2022-08-28 at 5:59 PM UTC
Cuz i know u guys would really roast me
2022-08-29 at 4:58 PM UTC
TLDR. Try to keep it to 1 sentence...It's hard for me to keep attention for much more unless there are pictures included.
