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  1. #21
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Stfu faggot
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  2. #22
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Haxxor You ever notice bald guys are extra hairy everywhere else. That Sasquatch on the beach always has a bald head.

    This is me 100%
  3. #23
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker His stool is so loose he can shit through a screen door

    You can push shit through a screen while solid also, just requires more effort. Like waffle stomping.
  4. #24
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Bradley's a pretty cool guy. eh shows off his big cock and doesn't afraid of anything.
  5. #25
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Bradley answer me bitch
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  6. #26
    frala Avant garde shartist
    I’ve have been drinking martinis, fireball, and white claw and hitting a delta 8 vape. You don’t want to fuck with me.
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  7. #27
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by frala I’ve have been drinking martinis, fireball, and white claw and hitting a delta 8 vape. You don’t want to fuck with me.

    I'll slap the stupid right out of ya bitch
  8. #28
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'll slap the stupid right out of ya bitch

    You wouldn’t slap shit bitch. I’d yell at you and make you shit your cargo pants.
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  9. #29
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala Do you sit to pee?

    Only while shitting
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Girls have a hard time understanding that for some reason
  11. #31
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    understanding what
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Steven That's not why I'm saying its moldy. I said it was moldy because I thought it was longer. Long beards are like sloth fur in slow motion.

    Come to Guadalajara I will show you what real Mexicans are like.

    no thanks.

    we already know what theyre like.

  13. #33
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Imagine seeing bradley walk around a college campus lo fucking l


    Security probably has a direct line and monitors him 97% of the time hes on campus. The other 3% are when hes drinking in the bathroom.
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  14. #34
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I’ve have been drinking martinis, fireball, and white claw and hitting a delta 8 vape. You don’t want to fuck with me.

  15. #35
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Imagine seeing bradley walk around a college campus lo fucking l


    Security probably has a direct line and monitors him 97% of the time hes on campus. The other 3% are when hes drinking in the bathroom.

    The school's security office has a pool in the back where they keep floating psychic kids with precognitive powers who are able to detect Bradley's crimes before he commits them
  16. #36
    Steven African Astronaut
    you know like in Toy Story
  17. #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by frala You wouldn’t slap shit bitch. I’d yell at you and make you shit your cargo pants.

    I'll slap the stupid back into your mom
  18. #38
    Bradley Black Hole
    Minority Report ^, one of the few movies I was required to watch for a AP Psych class at the end of the semester.

    Due to the fact I have some form of sense, I actually don't commit crimes while on campus unless you count taking 2 slices of pizza on free pizza day or 2 totsepacks loaded with beach accessories (I thought it was full of hygene products cuz I've had a fucked up life), I did give 1 beach towel to a homeless guy cuz he was wiping sweat off him with a blue tinted black towel covered in grease and just making him dirtier. I made him trade me though because I knew he'd keep using it if I didn't/and or sell the beach towel.

    I gave away one of the water bottles & the sunscreen to my boy yesterday when we went fishing. But like now I have 2 beach balls cuz no one wanted one of them. I think I"mma save them for graduation and do the thing where someone fills them up and the crowd plays with them for awhile. Might draw a swastika on one when I do it.

    ANYWAY I only commit crimes (aside from smoking on campus which when they start walking up to me I start briskly walking away from them, and then when I'm done, put it out and sit down and act surprised about, only 1 really inshape Hotel Rawanda lookin ass guard was able to catch me) off campus and at least 3 blocks from my house.

    I'm a good person like that, but i've really slowed it down since the Gods have given me everything I needed to suceed and I amanged to not be thrown out for crack use.

    Since my relapse 2023 I havne't gotten high or drank and I feel really good, not about my sobriety but more so about my schooling and catching 3 big fish yesterday.

    I get sooo much exercise when I fish because I walk 6-8 miles and stand for 6 hours. GOnna add my new fishing friends onto my facebook which should be interesting, people really get a good understanding of who i am from my enhancemented posts on FB, not like here a lot tamer cuz i have my auntie on there and she tells my mom what I post. I forgot what the whole point of this post was.

    I shit sitting down, if I'm shitting I often piss as I'm dropping one, but I NEVER EEEEEEEEEVER shit while I"m standing up taking a piss. Tried to get this chubby girls number in mcdonalds but i was in a hurry to go fish, she looked like a bigger version of my ex i was with for 7 years and was with her little sister, I kinda fucked it up by saying "Hey do you go to school here?" clearly it's a fucking campus but she said "Yes I just got out of class." and I followed up that by saying "Wanna get coffee monday morning?" she said no thank you

    I should've fleshed out the conversation more and given her more time to understand I am large white cock & geniusy of the mind & not ten months away from being her next failed attempt at interracial dating. But folks I needed to fill up water bottles and get fishing, originally I Was gonna get food for me and my boy but when I say that §m£ÂgØL lookin nigga eating in my philosophy class and being winded by havving to walk down a flight of stairs I was kinda disgusted with absorbing palatable garbage.

    Not sure what the point I was trying to get it at but that's my BradleyB 8/28 update. I'm free to answer questions until 10pm.
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  19. #39
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    So you had a relapse next year?
  20. #40
    Bradley Black Hole
    Yeah, unlike you I can confidently plan on being alive in 12 months.
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