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My beloved grandmother died earlier today at the age of 88...

  1. #21
    blaster master victim of incest
  2. #22
    Steven African Astronaut
    any assistance at all
  3. #23
    blaster master victim of incest
  4. #24
    Steven African Astronaut
    maybe you can invite him to a threesome or rape or something
  5. #25
    blaster master victim of incest
  6. #26
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master hey you know what Steven, thats a great idea.

    maybe after the funeral he'll hit me up [i'm sure he'll be there, you know, at the funeral] and we can do what he always likes to talk about.

    yea and afterwards you can go to a bar and invite him to another threesome or rape or something
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    blaster master victim of incest
  9. #29
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master hey good idea steven.

    yea i have a lot of them
  10. #30
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master maybe he'll lube my ass up with sunscreen and rip it.

    ok
  11. #31
    Originally posted by blaster master Yeah I was going to make a joke about WellHungs favorite thing ever but I'll give it a couple days.

    Why wait?
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Meikai sudo's canadian. we already have assisted death for basically whatever reason strikes a person's fancy (the initial person whose fancy is struck needn't be the one who's to eventually commit suicide, so long as fancy-strikee can harangue their prospective suicidee into signing the relevant consent forms).

    think suicide booths from futurama except it's an advisor from the hospital's ethics committee harassing you once every 2 hours so he can remind you that while he understands your frustration with the waiting room's flickering lights and the inexplicable 5 hour delay to your scheduled routine checkup, you haven't explored all your treatment options for actually dealing with that stress. instead of like… a personal choice made by someone who has 25 cents and the quick convenient transaction that follows.


    Soylent Green takes place in the year 2022.


  13. #33
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Steven Why shouldn't people be allowed to suicide for any reason?

    It's not like people can't already do it.

    I'm at least theoretically open to the idea of unrestricted access to assisted suicide, but my gut feeling is there's no implementation of the policy which avoids being at least a little ethically dubious as a result of interactions with other unrelated parts of whatever society tries it out. whichever identifiable groups are the most miserable when suicide becomes easy are suddenly going to start dying disproportionately, and before long there are gonna be hordes of angry people asking you pointed question about whether maybe you intended to do a cheeky bit o genocide
  14. #34
    Here in Commie Canada, your only requirement for euthanasia is depression. They're only too happy to see you go. Klaus Schwab approves.
  15. #35
    Ghost Black Hole
    I was waiting all day for a wall of text, it was gonna be epic. SMH my head i hope your granny fucking rots you kike
  16. #36
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Sorry to hear that, man.
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    im not sorry at all.

    good for her.

    congrats.

    and i mean it.
  18. #38
    WellHung Black Hole
    i miss my grandmother.
  19. #39
    Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Under review





  20. #40
    WellHung Black Hole
    wut does murk lore mean?
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