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Failed a drug test, gonna move to a homeless encampment

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I would like to say that I truly fucked up my life again to get high for a fleeting moment of joy.
  2. #2
    blaster master victim of incest
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  3. #3
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Folks I would like to say that I truly fucked up my life again to get high for a fleeting moment of joy.

    What drug though?
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Crack cocaine.

    Think i worked it all out with the halfway houses administrator guy. Won't fuck up again. I really didn't even enjoy it much.
  5. #5
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Crack cocaine.

    Think i worked it all out with the halfway houses administrator guy. Won't fuck up again. I really didn't even enjoy it much.

    did you make it yourself with sprite?

    I remember SWIM had a cat that did that once.
  6. #6
    Unbelievable, some folk.
  7. #7
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Lol haha
  8. #8
    Bradders I keep telling you...you're never homeless when Jesus has you living in his heart
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  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    No i bought it
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Shit stain you are.
  11. #11
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Bradders I keep telling you…you're never homeless when Jesus has you living in his heart

    And if you believe this shit I have bridge to sell you.
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    I worked it out by paying hush money
  13. #13
    cigreting Dark Matter
    & sukn his dik
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by AngryOnion And if you believe this shit I have bridge to sell you.

    was it built by a cuck
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  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    My roommate just showed up here wasted and got kicked out. Dude tried to talk his way out of it with our mother goose and at one point said he needs to get something to drink and you know me I'm listening from the hallway pretending to pet the cat.

    And I hear papa bear yell IS THAT FUCKING FIREBALL

    I run into the room and dudes drinking a water bottle full of fireball whiskey.

    Guess who isn't the black sheep any more!!! Now I have 2 house mates and my friend all drunk gathered his stuff and I asked him if he needed money and he said not Infront of mom (what we named the guy who runs it) so I bought a bottle of cologne from him and told him we still going fishing Saturday.
  16. #16
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley My roommate just showed up here wasted and got kicked out. Dude tried to talk his way out of it with our mother goose and at one point said he needs to get something to drink and you know me I'm listening from the hallway pretending to pet the cat.

    And I hear papa bear yell IS THAT FUCKING FIREBALL

    I run into the room and dudes drinking a water bottle full of fireball whiskey.

    Guess who isn't the black sheep any more!!! Now I have 2 house mates and my friend all drunk gathered his stuff and I asked him if he needed money and he said not Infront of mom (what we named the guy who runs it) so I bought a bottle of cologne from him and told him we still going fishing Saturday.

    So what happens to him now?
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    Mother goose, papa bear, mom, my sponsor. Same old gay guy that we love a lot who runs this house.
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Steven So what happens to him now?

    Minimum 30 days removal from the house, first relapse is free. This his third in 9 months. Everything else is on him.
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    Oh and forfeiture of this month or week rent, not sure if he pays by the month or week
  20. #20
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Oh and forfeiture of this month or week rent, not sure if he pays by the month or week

    Damn I thought it was free

    How much is rent?
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