2022-08-23 at 9:27 PM UTC
Paul Wozny-
Quick Mix Ready aka Beige Warlock aka Black Lade Madders was a prolific member of our community. He was a longstanding member having joined our BBS in the mid 90s. A chronic sufferer of skitzoaffective disorder, he was a true Better Living Through Chemistry addict, binging on large amounts of Adderall at the beginning of the month and then disappearing all together for days when all he had left was Alprazolam pills. He was in a nutshell our greatest conspiracy theorist, and would want you to know his greatest truth: 9/11 was orchestrated by Jeff Hunter, Administrator of Totse, due to his Military Industrial Complex connections and a vague memory of a 9/11 thread on the Totse Forums. He knew for a fact that Zok was a member of the CIA and specialized in disinformation psyops, and utilized our community's previous forum Zoklet, to hide the truth about Jeff Hunter. He also believed between 75% to just under 100% (he was the only one not) of our userbase was FBI, CIA, Military Industrial Complex Agents, PsyOps, and Other Agents of the Evil Cabal.
He failed to rationally explain any of these in a coherent way, but made sure to repeat himself. In 2020 he began claiming himself to be "The Greatest Troll in the World" and was subsequently eRaped by BradleyB, a prominent dumb nigger on our forum, which included the false doxxing of him to be a prolific convicted pedophile named Paul Wozny from Wisconsin, based on near identical appearance (Fat, Old, White). He will hereby be referenced as Paul Wozny. During this tirade of sexual abuse, Wozny was correctly doxxed and his personal Youtube account pillaged. From the acquisition of this material it was determined that Paul Wozny's longterm sexy Korean wife GiGi was leaving him, he had suffered in recent years from economic disparagement and taken to doing Uber Eats and Uber (food delivery and DIY taxi service) in the San Francisco metropolitan area. Not realizing his diabetes, speed & benzo habit, and gluttonous lifestyle was fastly aging him, he continued to shitpost on our forums doing his best to ignore BradleyB and assorted 'haters' that ruined our community (which was made up of mostly Federal Agents but he still wanted to be part of, ????).
In late July, Paul Wozny suffered heart complications which caused his death. He truly was one of a kind, both in weight and entertainment, and our community suffers from his departure. He will be missed especially by SpectraL (who he worshipped as a kindred spirit of conspiracies) & BradleyB who enjoyed bullying the self acclaimed Worlds Greatest Troll.
Quick Mix Ready's dying wish would be that you understand the truth that Jeff Hunter did commit 9/11 and Zok used his clout to detract from the obvious that the Military Industrial Complex is alive and embedded in our community and Totse and it's subsequent clones are entirely responsible for every calamity that happened and continues to happen directly all over the world.
If I could tell him one thing it would be that I genuinely liked you as a friend and enjoyed our exchanges greatly.
RIP to my friend, Quick Mix Ready AKA Paul Wozny a convicted pedophile from Wisconsin BradleyB "knew" in prison, and blessed is he who resides in the great temple of the screaming electron. Amen.
2022-08-23 at 9:45 PM UTC
Hydromorphone was a much loved user. She was an avid BLTC contributor and specialized in Opiate Addiction, but had other interests mostly Drugs. She lived in a small trailer in Northern Florida with several cats and a very overweight husband (who was not a part of our forum due to a lifelong inability to read&write), what he did have the ability to do was Tweak and fuck little brown boys in the ass. This segues to a young man of 18 years named KipoHippo aka §m£ÂgØL who has distanced himself from our forum in recent years. §m£ÂgØL always wanted to travel and get out of his little town in Illinois unfortunately no one wanted him anywhere else and he didn't have any money, a penniless virgin he embarked on a 'Great Adventure' that led him to Hydro's doorstep. She welcomed in this chubby 18 year old faggot and he got really high.
While using a bunch of crystal meth, he opened up to our community that he was having homosexual & heterosexual relations with the fat husband & Hydromorphone. Kipo fell in love with these two individuals and for the first time he felt desired. However Hydromorphone came back from the methadone clinic early one day and found her husband fucking Kipo in the ass without her involvement, this violated their agreement, and Kipo was tossed out. Now having 0 friends again, he called his Mom & Dad and got bus fare back to Illinois. Hydro seeing this as a potential come up began corresponding with Kipo and eventually Kipo's parents telling them that she was pregnant with his baby. This was recorded in §m£ÂgØL's Book which is available on Amazon (1 star rating) called The Road to Oblivion.
Her pregnancy carried on with Kipo pre-giving up on being in the child's life due to his preference for anal pounding. The pregnancy ultimately proved not to be true, however she was sent an undisclosed amount of money from §m£ÂgØLs parents at several intervals and told them all about what he had been up to in Florida and why he was kicked out.
Hydro being a long term IV drug user began suffering from Renal Failure, which due to her occupation as a junkie she did not realize was abnormal until it was in Stage Four (terminal). She began receiving hospice care and was kind enough to elucidate us to her developments. She died peacefully in her home, high as fuck on the good pharmaceutical pain killers they give dying people, in late Spring 2022.
She lives on forever in Kipo's sexual fantasies & all of our collective consciousness. May she get all the fentanyl she desires in the Temple of the Screaming Electron. God Bless. [It is unclear what happened to her illiterate gay husband or the cats.]
2022-08-26 at 3:12 PM UTC
Dude this is two of the greatest pieces of Non Fictional Writing I"ve ever produced.
2022-08-26 at 3:21 PM UTC
Hydro isn't dead I don't think
2022-08-26 at 3:31 PM UTC
k great fag tell her to come here and say that, she's fucking dead and if you don't stop saying she isn't i'mma... imma... imma do something ok!
2022-08-31 at 6:27 PM UTC
wow sensitive, what about her boyfriend that used to sodomize you
2022-08-31 at 8:59 PM UTC
wow suddenly homophobic are you
2022-08-31 at 9:13 PM UTC
I'm not but he was a major part of your life
2022-08-31 at 11:38 PM UTC
he was when he was stretchin you out boyo
2022-09-01 at 1:06 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Are u clout chasing living members who don't post anymore by saying they're dead and instilling yourself into the narrative?
2022-09-01 at 3:43 AM UTC
Bro u traveled halfway across the country to get molested in a trailer
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2022-09-01 at 2:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
Bro u traveled halfway across the country to get molested in a trailer
yeah when I was a 20yr old.
Where were you at the time? Oh yeah, prison
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2022-09-01 at 2:18 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
§m£ÂgØL what have you learned from the hilarious hydro ordeal?
