"I'm an expat"

1. 2022-08-26 at 11:59 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   literally nobody cares. Wow it's so cool that you have zero personality besides being born in a place other than you are currently. I've never heard of that in my entire life! 🙄 Please tell me more about a place only you remember
   
   If I lived in another country I would pretend to be a local like I do now living where I do I just pretend I always lived here until someone asks if we went to school together and i'm like "i doubt it"
2. 2022-08-26 at 12:02 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Who calls themselves an expat?
3. 2022-08-26 at 12:03 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   cringe people that think it's cool that they are from somewheres else.
   
   I notice australians and africans do it, or any Eurofag from the shengen zone
4. 2022-08-26 at 12:04 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost cringe people that think it's cool that they are from somewheres else.
   
   I notice australians and africans do it, or any Eurofag from the shengen zone

   
   I don't think I've met anyone who uses the term "expat" when referring to themselves.
5. 2022-08-26 at 12:06 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   "I'm a strong independent black woman who doesn't need a man"..that's what I usually use.
6. 2022-08-26 at 1:18 PM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   I am one back in poland and the eu guuuuyz.
7. 2022-08-26 at 1:19 PM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   u should try it sometime like me and star trek.
8. 2022-08-26 at 1:19 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat u should try it sometime like me and star trek.

   
   Try what?
   
   the only time I've heard another English person say "expat" was when they were telling me about a pub here in Houston and they said "A lot of expats go there"
9. 2022-08-26 at 1:20 PM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   Scron do you think being expat gets the chicks? What if my game is going to be "I am an expat from California in Poland who wants to do porn"
10. 2022-08-26 at 1:20 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Try what?

    
    being an expat.
11. 2022-08-26 at 1:21 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat Scron do you think being expat gets the chicks?

    
    Probably not the 4'11" Vietnamese ones...or Polish pedophiles.
    
    I expect the 6'4" handsome, witty, intelligent English ones do though.
12. 2022-08-26 at 1:24 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat u should try it sometime like me and star trek.

    
    Are there any countries where smoking crak is legal
13. 2022-08-26 at 1:32 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Probably not the 4'11" Vietnamese ones…or Polish pedophiles.
    
    I expect the 6'4" handsome, witty, intelligent English ones do though.

    
    not pedophiles hephephiles or those interested in all ages who dont discriminate. a pedophile is someone who exclusively is only attracted to prepubescents.
14. 2022-08-26 at 1:33 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat not pedophiles hephephiles

    
    I'll defer to your expertise in the area of expats who women don't want to date...I'd have assumed both those you mention though...
    
    
15. 2022-08-26 at 1:49 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat Scron do you think being expat gets the chicks? What if my game is going to be "I am an expat from California in Poland who wants to do porn"

    
    why do you make everything about child rape
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Wariat not pedophiles hephephiles or those interested in all ages who dont discriminate. a pedophile is someone who exclusively is only attracted to prepubescents.

    
    

    Originally posted by Wariat "I am an expat from California in Poland who wants to do porn"

    
    who the fuck cares, nobody cares about you , who you are, where you're from or where you are going.
    
    In korea nobody gives a shit if you are a white tourist not like Japan they only care if you are important and they greet you by asking you what you do for a living, what is your career, what do your parents do?
    
    Are you gonna impress a Korean woman? What will you tell her?
16. 2022-08-26 at 1:53 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    It's pretty obvious where you're from (not like it matters) just by how you talk and your skin color.
    
    If you talk like an accent boogaloo and non white it's a pretty good guess you're not "from here"
    
    if it's a white guy that talks like a boogaloo he is probably a euro of some kind or eastern europe. Nobody cares that you are from a small village in Montenegro, we get it, you talk weird.
17. 2022-08-26 at 1:55 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    What if they are mute?
18. 2022-08-26 at 2:02 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by Ghost It's pretty obvious where you're from (not like it matters) just by how you talk and your skin color.
    
    If you talk like an accent boogaloo and non white it's a pretty good guess you're not "from here"
    
    if it's a white guy that talks like a boogaloo he is probably a euro of some kind or eastern europe. Nobody cares that you are from a small village in Montenegro, we get it, you talk weird.

    
    its a good pick up line doe.
19. 2022-08-26 at 2:04 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat its a good pick up line doe.

    
    I'd be interested to see the definition of "Good pickup line" from someone who has zero success...
    
    ETA: Oh correction...from someone who has zero success except for one 60yr bitch who licked your asshole once.