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  1. Originally posted by mmQ What is an open air urinal fifi that grabs you just show me

    It's a giant thumb and forefinger on a 10' scissor extension.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by A College Professor well im not in japan right now so i cant take a picture. but its pretty much like it sounds.


    the best i can do to show you is paint a picture with words.
    the open air part means theres no privasee they just put them all over the place out in public so men can empty their bladders where its convenient.

    the fifi that grabs you its basically cyborg technology ( thats my description maybe not fully accurate ) but it grabs you 'down there' with what is esentially a plastic pussy and squeezes youre cock while you pee so you dont miss youre aim then it jerks you ofdf a little so theres no dribbles left

    did you know japs love ahego and used underwear

    Does it have a tickler on the back to massage that little soft spot on the bee hind that makes you trickle out a final few spots of adult urine ?
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's a giant thumb and forefinger on a 10' scissor extension.

    🗿
  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by mmQ Does it have a tickler on the back to massage that little soft spot on the bee hind that makes you trickle out a final few spots of adult urine ?
    ill have to look into it, and im not even sure about that spot , i can only do that full-drain if i look at the stars in the night sky ( which is like my thighs ) with a face of amazement at the end but maybe im clenching my anus cheeks when i do that
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kafka Dunno if I should skip off to London or go on vacation somewhere else. It’s tradition for me to fuck off the first week of September.

    So fuck off
  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So fuck off

    take your toilet mouth and get out of my thread because your dismissed fatboy
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    God has! Been goood to meeee...

    He’s been ... so good to me

    Better than this world .. could EVER BE!

    I just wanna say, “THANK YOU LORD”! Iiiii ... I won’t complain!🎵❤️
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    I have such a church girl singing voice KEK!
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    These bathroom acoustics...man.. I be in here sounding like Lauryn Hill on Sister Act!
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Buttttt when I looook around.., and I think.. things overrrr.. all of my... good days .. they outweigh my bad days


    So I!! I won’t complain!🎵❤️
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol I just realized candy rein butt. That you are NOT, an empath.
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    He dries alllll!! Of my tears ...awayyy🥰

    He turns my dark nights.. he turns them into day ..

    He loves me more! Than words can sayyy..

    So I’ll just say thank you Lord!

    Praise God for Jesus .. THANK YOU LORD!!

    IIIIII!! I won’t complain!!🎵❤️

    *fans self*

    Hallelujah!❤️
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    *praise dances while organ and drums play*
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    and when the last light warms the rocks and the rattlesnacks unfold
    mountain cats will come to drag away your bones

    rise with me forever across the sliding sands
    the stars will be your eyes and the wind will be your hands
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    🌻
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    I love God ❤️
  17. Originally posted by CandyRein I love God ❤️

    african god ?
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    the god that created eternal hell 💜
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by mmQ the god that created eternal hell 💜

    pretty sure hell isnt for people, its for el diablo
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    El Diablo 😭😅
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