What are you thinking about....

1. 2022-08-24 at 1:03 PM UTC

   #12381
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra if I was 'getting destroyed' you wouldn't need to be the one to say it.
   
   more typical reddit behaviour.

   
   I can tell I destroyed you because you're mad as fuck hahaha.
   
   Jigaboo responds as course of action. Every time. Predictable but not much of a telegraph.
   
   but when you do it I know you are upset. You always revert to the same types of comments, as I mentioned earlier.
   
   Like fucking playdough, man.
2. 2022-08-24 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #12382
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Not sure. I hadn't heard of it until I just looked it up. Probably not as we don't play learning games here in the states. We played Old Maid and Go Fish.

   
   Thanks for being you.
3. 2022-08-24 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #12383
   

   Balloon Man African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra a spider once tricked me into punching myself in the face

   
   I've been outsmarted by a mosquito in this fashion.
4. 2022-08-24 at 1:05 PM UTC

   #12384
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Steven I can tell I destroyed you because you're mad as fuck hahaha.
   
   Jigaboo responds as course of action. Every time. Predictable but not much of a telegraph.
   
   but when you do it I know you are upset. You always revert to the same types of comments, as I mentioned earlier.
   
   Like fucking playdough, man.

   
   you can say that I guess, but the only person who actually believes it is you.
5. 2022-08-24 at 1:07 PM UTC

   #12385
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Balloon Man I've been outsmarted by a mosquito in this fashion.

   
   Have you ever been riding a bike when a fly flies into your eye so fast you can't blink in time and it gets caught up under your eyelid and panic wriggles further into your skull and then your brain and lays eggs?
6. 2022-08-24 at 1:08 PM UTC

   #12386
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Thanks for being you.

   
   Do you plays spades? Hearts? Knuckle? Whist? Canasta?
7. 2022-08-24 at 1:10 PM UTC

   #12387
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Do you plays spades? Hearts? Knuckle? Whist? Canasta?

   
   I don't really play cards much anymore.
   
   Back in the day I used to play a lot of Cribbage and cod (variant of fish)
8. 2022-08-24 at 1:15 PM UTC

   #12388
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Go Fish and Chips.
   
   Yeah cribbage lots and lots of cribbage especially in jail and/or on certain drugs.
   
   I guess I was more asking if you were well-versed in any of this games in particular that I had mentioned.
9. 2022-08-24 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #12389
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Go Fish and Chips.
   
   Yeah cribbage lots and lots of cribbage especially in jail and/or on certain drugs.
   
   I guess I was more asking if you were well-versed in any of this games in particular that I had mentioned.

   
   No, only fish.
   
   Cribbage was my favorite card game...I knew others but it's been years so don't remember much of them...I'd probably need a refresher on how to play cribbage too it's been 25-30yrs since I last played.
10. 2022-08-24 at 1:20 PM UTC

    #12390
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Very well. I have no further questions at this time thank you Mr. Johnson you may exit the courtroom now.
11. 2022-08-24 at 1:21 PM UTC

    #12391
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Thank you.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
12. 2022-08-24 at 1:24 PM UTC

    #12392
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Addendum...I still occasionally play online poker...mostly in VR.
13. 2022-08-24 at 1:24 PM UTC

    #12393
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wait! Deputy. Please stop Mr. Johnson.
    
    ..your honor..he's holding the fucking murder weapon in his hand right now. This is ridiculous.
    
    *Loud collective gasp from the courtroom gallery*
    
    Hey!!! You will NOT cuss in MY courtroom. That's grounds for dismissal I don't care if he's got a weapon or not. GET OUT!!! 😡
14. 2022-08-24 at 1:25 PM UTC

    #12394
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Addendum…I still occasionally play online poker…mostly in VR.

    
    My sister partakes in that as well. Perhaps you two have sat at the same virtual table together and never even knew it.
15. 2022-08-24 at 1:30 PM UTC

    #12395
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ My sister partakes in that as well. Perhaps you two have sat at the same virtual table together and never even knew it.

    
    It's a small (VR) world.
16. 2022-08-24 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #12396
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's a small (VR) world.

    
    Is your VR name by chance Barfyman362 ?
17. 2022-08-24 at 1:35 PM UTC

    #12397
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Is your VR name by chance Barfyman362 ?

    
    No, I'd post it but you know these nigs would be all over my azz.
18. 2022-08-24 at 1:40 PM UTC

    #12398
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    chit yeah they would
19. 2022-08-24 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #12399
    

    troon African Astronaut
    the person who runs archive.today (archive.is and archive.ph) is a fucking god, maybe ranked alongside Richard Stallman and Raymond Hill. Maybe I'm being too generous.
20. 2022-08-24 at 2:07 PM UTC

    #12400
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Which of our users secretly has an undescended testicle