2022-08-23 at 12:33 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOT. TIME TO FLEX SEAL MY SHOES.
ALSO I JUST BOUGHT A MINT CONDITION 2010 NISSAN JUKE. RUNS GREAT EXCEPT THE ENGINE DOESNT WORK SO I CUT OUT THE FLOOR BOARD AND FRED FLINSTONE THE CAR AROUND, NO ONE KNOWS AND WAS AN E Z FIX FOR ENGINE PROBLEMS.
JUST GOT SOME NEW 12,000 DOLLAR INDESTRUCTIBLE SHOES TO GO WITH MY FREDFLINSTONES CAR TOO.
ALSO THE SNAKE IN MY BOOT MOVED TO THE ATTIC SO LOOKS LIKE DIS OLD HOUSE'S ATTIC MEEDS MOAR FLEXSEAL.
WILL POST PICS ONCE I HACK THIS PHONE TO WORK ON MY SERVICE BECAUSE THEY SAID IT WOULD STOP WORKING SO I BOUGHT A NEW PHOME BUT IT NEVER STOPPED WORKING SO NOW I HAVE A 1,000 DOLLAR PAPER WEIGHT ITS PRETTY COOL.
ALSO MY GF IS FROM LITTLE BIG WORLD WE JUST SPENT 134,000 DOLLARS HAVING THE DOCTORS CHOP HER LEGS OFF AND ADD LEG EXTENSIONS SO SHE ISNT A MIDGET ANYMORE.
OH ALSO IM SO RICH AND HAVE A JOB NOW I DONT HAVE TO SAVE MONEY IT ROOLZ, IN FACT I TOLD MY BANK TO CANCEL MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND I ONLY WANT CHECKING CUZ IM NOT A BETA BITCH WHO SAVES MONEY DIS IS AMERICA.
OH HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY WONDEDFUL NEIGHBORS? DEY ARE MEXICANS AND HAVE DA BEST DROOGS!
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2022-08-23 at 3:23 PM UTC
sorry but fonaplats can't hear you over the screaming crying children in his $1000 /night luxury resort, he doesn't have time to read this thread because the package didn't include free breakfast so they have had to order waffle hut for the past 3 days.
Fonaplats bought a box of cereal but he got yelled at CEERAL IS NOT A BALANCED BREAKFAST FONAPLATS!!!!
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