The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

1. 2022-08-22 at 12:30 PM UTC

   #3681
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   when I awas 17 year old I punched my dad in the face for drinking all my vodka and then stole his car and crashed it and made him miss work
   
   then I moved out and lived in a basement of a 90 year old senile dying grandma for $400 a month with my pregnant gf
   
   sometimes you just gotta slap out your parents
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2. 2022-08-22 at 2 PM UTC

   #3682
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Bradley I think survivors guilt is retarded and if someone had to die and it could've been me and wasn't I'd be fuckin thrilled that I didn't get got. Yell act like you got standards how about being blessed and not moping cuz you didn't OD or get smashed when death came for someone and didn't get you.
   
   Even typing this I can tell you got blessed and yall are sad about it.
   
   If I had to choose me or anyone I wouldn't feel bad if I win, have some self preservation. Who are you John Selfless ? (Inventor of selflessness)

   
   You have never been and will never be part of anything bigger than your own little insignificant self.
3. 2022-08-22 at 2:07 PM UTC

   #3683
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Sudo He was murdered and the person who allegedly did the act has been on the run for a year and likely fled the country

   
   What the hell man, I thought Canadians were supposed to nice. Unless they were French-Canadian, then I understand. French people are bastards.
4. 2022-08-22 at 2:09 PM UTC

   #3684
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   you cant ban an idea man
   
   
5. 2022-08-22 at 3:02 PM UTC

   #3685
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Ghost you cant ban an idea man
   
   

   
   What's with the outfit? Picture is hawt but it reminded me of how pg 13 the sex scenes in 1984 were, which makes sense contextually because she was a glowie but would be more symbolic if the sex was more passionate and degenerate
   
   

   Originally posted by Kafka Yeah, and I wanted to send you hypnosis to stop all this introspective shit but you had to go take jabs at me and side with my enemies.

   
   The guys voice/intro was too hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing and who the fuck are your enemies? Do they know they're your enemies? I'm willing to bet they think less about you than you think
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Michael Myers What the hell man, I thought Canadians were supposed to nice. Unless they were French-Canadian, then I understand. French people are bastards.

   
   Canadians are humans and you can't phonetically say Haitian without "hate"
6. 2022-08-22 at 4:05 PM UTC

   #3686
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Sudo What's with the outfit?

   
   made me want to buy monero
   
   
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   • Sudo
7. 2022-08-22 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #3687
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I wonder what happened to the whale wolong who founded pandacoin (PND=pump n dump). I bet he's just faded into obscurity after making a fortune. I remember I told bling bling to invest in it short term because it was an obvious scheme when it was either 1 or 2 satoshis, before going to the moon. I also remember he tried to trade them to me for something and I was like "nigga I told u to invest in it, there's no benefit to me"
   
   I really hope bling is alive. I feel like 4j or someone would have his PI. Kinkou said she did but fuck knows. I liked him, he was absolutely fucking hilarious. The mods on zoklet hated him so much it was funny. They used to try to get me to ban him but I'd jus quickly move his shit threads into a BI trashcan thread. Fuck he was unique. Hope he's not dead
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8. 2022-08-22 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #3688
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   A Canadian just wants to play hockey and be overly nice to people and eat maple syrup and ride around on moose while saying "aboot", "eh?" and "g'day".
9. 2022-08-22 at 10:48 PM UTC

   #3689
   Kafka sweaty
   Imagine ghosts are really glitches in time and you walk into a hotel bathroom and see this
   
   
10. 2022-08-22 at 10:54 PM UTC

    #3690
    

    Bradley Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have never been and will never be part of anything bigger than your own little insignificant self.

    
    River Dap Gang!
11. 2022-08-22 at 10:58 PM UTC

    #3691
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Kafka Imagine ghosts are really glitches in time and you walk into a hotel bathroom and see this
    
    

    
    If i am walking into a hotel bathroom, it's going to be the ensuite one not a random one, and if i saw that i'd tell her to get her revolting ass out ASAP or i'll escort her out the window meats hooks stil attached, but not anchored tightly enough to prevent her from falling.
12. 2022-08-22 at 11 PM UTC

    #3692
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Sophie If i am walking into a hotel bathroom, it's going to be the ensuite one not a random one, and if i saw that i'd tell her to get her revolting ass out ASAP or i'll escort her out the window meats hooks stil attached, but not anchored tightly enough to prevent her from falling.

    
    It said she was attached to the shower curtain
13. 2022-08-22 at 11:02 PM UTC

    #3693
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Kafka It said she was attached to the shower curtain

    
    Maybe she can use it and the meat hooks to rig up a parachute before reaching terminal velocity.
14. 2022-08-22 at 11:10 PM UTC

    #3694
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Sophie Maybe she can use it and the meat hooks to rig up a parachute before reaching terminal velocity.

    
    She's too chubby to get to that.
15. 2022-08-22 at 11:16 PM UTC

    #3695
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah man she weighs TOO MUCH to reach terminal velocity man.
16. 2022-08-23 at 12:33 AM UTC

    #3696
    Kafka sweaty
    nightmares ensured
    
    
17. 2022-08-23 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #3697
    Kafka sweaty
    
18. 2022-08-23 at 12:47 AM UTC

    #3698
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I have the most involuntary boner of my life rn
19. 2022-08-23 at 12:49 AM UTC

    #3699
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That looks like something from a movie where Satan takes the form of a beautiful woman then while you're banging her she turns into that and bites into you and physically removes a pound of flesh before disappearing into the night but now forever owning you, in this life and the hereafter
20. 2022-08-23 at 12:53 AM UTC

    #3700
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Kafka are you a fan of Lee Alexander McQueen? He seems like the kinda fashion designer you'd think was cool. Anyway he's a genius and those pictures reminded me of "metamorphosis" or probably some other name. The show he did where there was a box in the center and when the walls came down there was a fat naked woman in bandage smoking a cigarette like that semi famous picture
    
    Anyway, I think fashion is mostly gay but the literal drug addicted suicidal faggot with AIDS speaks to me and my gay heart