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Decided how I'm going to reward myself.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks bank of America was handing out "collapsable straws" metal telescopic straws with a rubber mouth piece and a cleaning rod...

    Comes in a clear vial with a screw top lol.

    So i got one. Then as i was explaining this to RIPTOTSE, aka the most successful opiate addict we have, I realized what a come up this was. So i went back to the bench and said my friend wants a crack pipe too and the banker guy was like uh ok and the woman asked what i said.

    Folks I'm taking 250% the classes riptotse is, so to inspire my successes with all this HARD WORK I'm gonna get 400 in crack and weed at Christmas if i get a 4.0 & 20$ less for every .1 i score cumulatively this semester.

    Ive wanted to try Miami crack i have heard very good things about it.




    Photo included its my Bank of America crack pipe.

    God bless sobriety. I would never be this successful and with goals that motivate me if i was drunk.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I smoked etazene out of a straw like that once, it made me cough up blood
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Why don't you just reward yourself now by trading all your money and worldly possessions for crack? After that you'll be able to focus with twice the intensity
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    Ive wanted to try Miami crack i have heard very good things about ir

    All comes from the same bumfucked S. American country
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sudo Why don't you just reward yourself now by trading all your money and worldly possessions for crack? After that you'll be able to focus with twice the intensity

    No thanks. Crack is a substance best enjoyed in large amounts seldomly. Like i could get a 40 right now and be super happy... For a while.

    Or i can utilize delayed gratification and when i get a 3.8 go have 360$ and buy a used computer, 40$ in rock and an eighth. See what i mean.

    I'm just allocating the 400 on a whim to be an external motivator that's still more immediate than say a good career in 2 1/2 years when i get my bachelor's.
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All comes from the same bumfucked S. American country

    I like supporting third world countries and knowing the money is going to golden AKs and youth groups.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    ur so handsome bradley will u eat my as
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fucking men's asses is one thing but wearing pink shirts is another
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    Bradley has a face and grin that says "I'm going to fuck you physically, financially & emotionally".

    A Salesman's face for sure.
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  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    Thanks guys
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    so u will
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you really want to succeed, you won't allow yourself ANY crack unless you get the 4.0 and nothing less. If you're gonna end your sobriety you may as well make it difficult on yourself.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Isn't getting high in rehab reward enough?
  14. #14
    Stop rating your success via a corrupt formal education system and feeling rewarded because some clown gave you an arbitrary "score".

    The key to success is yourself, you don't need someone to tell you "well done" to do well.
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    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Stop rating your success via a corrupt formal education system and feeling rewarded because some clown gave you an arbitrary "score".

    The key to success is yourself, you don't need someone to tell you "well done" to do well.

    This sounds very personal and contrived. Nobody was talking about this.

    Can't you be happy for a man that has found a free crack pipe?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The problem with this is it could backfire if you end up doing poorly in school. You'll be frustrated with yourself that you didn't do well enough to reward yourself with the crack that you had hoped to, which could ultimately cause you to frustratingly get a bunch more crack than you ever would have otherwise in order to alleviate your feelings of frustration and that pent up anxiousness and excitement from having expected to do some crack.

    What I would do is pre-emptively purchase and smoke an amount of crack ahead of time and then challenge yourself to then get the corresponding GPA that you would've had to get in the first place to garner that specific amount of rewarded crack.
  17. #17
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ The problem with this is it could backfire if you end up doing poorly in school. You'll be frustrated with yourself that you didn't do well enough to reward yourself with the crack that you had hoped to, which could ultimately cause you to frustratingly get a bunch more crack than you ever would have otherwise in order to alleviate your feelings of frustration and that pent up anxiousness and excitement from having expected to do some crack.

    What I would do is pre-emptively purchase and smoke an amount of crack ahead of time and then challenge yourself to then get the corresponding GPA that you would've had to get in the first place to garner that specific amount of rewarded crack.

    Avoidant behavior is really caustic to self-improvement.

    The most successful people are almost delusional in their ability to believe in themselves.

    Fake it till you make it.

    you really should not plant these seeds of doubt, even as a joke.

    Almost anyone can get a Bachelors if they put in the work and have the support structure in place.

    i want everyone to be successful
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm going to be clear with you niggajohnson, I am going to continue going to school after I get my associate, better gpa = better in state school. State scchools also have dormitory style housing, so I look forward to that because it reminds me of my old days in prison fondly. Plus I am a lot more domineering than I was the last time at 19 when I was in that type of housing.

    That being said, if possible I would like to transfer to the University of Miami a very good private school, that determination hinges primarily on my GPA as it allocates the money needed to go there and how much I would have to pay out of pocket.

    &&& I would like to say to Steven thank you for personally reminding others that they need not detract from BradleyB to make themselves feel better about their own unhappiness, when they could just be happy at my successes.

    also i got 2 free crackpipes
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    Steven African Astronaut
    Take the crack pipes with you to school every day as a reminder of where you have been and where you are going.

    Its not some gas station rose. Its not some headshop china glass.

    That is a BANK OF AMERICA CRACK PIPE and it is considered a sign of wealth in many countries.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Steven This sounds very personal and contrived. Nobody was talking about this.

    Can't you be happy for a man that has found a free crack pipe?

    You're new here right kid? (for forum and the planet)
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