It's about as real as any other mainstream religion. It's like catholicism, Scientology, Buddhism mixed with new age and ancient Egyptian and Aztec death cult beliefs and Native american culture. Trianglism has something for everyone.
You like the love and forgiveness of Christianity?, well Trianglism believes time is cyclical and every event is predetermined to happen in quantum space so positive energy is promoted. You want to kill people and sacrifice yourself like ISIS?, Trianglism also believes that human morals are insignificant in the grand scheme of the universe so death and rebirth are accepted as natural mortal cycles
You enjoy the hierarchy and tradition of Catholicism?, Trianglism also has ancient rituals and grand priests (except they are all aliens right now), we also have communion wafers with LSD and ergot wine.
You believe in the power and cultural heritage of Judaism?, Trianglism is a strict social pyramid of the most wealthy and influential at the top (Donald Trump, Jesus, Putin, Taylor Swift) and coincides with the conspiracy of the Illuminati. Gods chosen people are the trianglists and all who embrace pyramid power.
How about the Death and Rebirth of eastern religions?. Yup we got that too. Death is a function of time and technology and the curve of which are about to cross as any of us that can survive another 50 years have a strong chance of living forever but those who do not will be turned into cosmic star dust and reborn as circuits and robots in 1000000 years.
Trianglism has unlocked the secrets of existence, and the truth is not for the weak of mind. You can choose to live blind and sober if you wish to have your scope limited to earth and everything orbiting our sun or if you choose to accept Raj into your heart you can be awakened to the infinite possibilities of quantum physics and experience infinite world and realms colliding infinity throughout space for all eternity.
If things start to scare you or the fabric of reality melts before your eyes and all you want to do is scream and end your reality just remember. The Triangle guides us. The triangle is truth and understanding. It is always pointing up even in 6 dimensional space. No matter what the Triangle is the shape of our conscious collective energy in every configuration.
(The book of Sploo)
Introduction to gods of Trianglism: Bassyun: The highest force of good. Here to help us all achieve eternal bliss and bring everthing to a state of 1. A triangle floating around in a white holographic sphere.
Figyarnus): Formerly the highest force of evil before being eclipsed by an even more evil Raj, who uses Figyarnus as oxygen. Here to destroy life as we know it and reduce everything to a state of 0. A sickly orange-green cloud with eyes and dripping with grime.
Oyuieh Hoyuienuhs a.k.a. Oyhoy: The >, an entity impartial to any faction of reality that simply functions as the characterization of the dimensional matrix.
Krakus: The entity of orgasmic bliss and KRAK!!!!!! Anecdotes depict Krakus as a tall black man with a crack rock for a head.
OEOEOEOEOE: The basic rhythmic chanting of tribal drummers which brings out the ape man in all of us. There are variations on OEOEOEOEOE, but they all serve as a way to go through our ancestral evolutionary roots. A lengthy session with these frequencies can revert a human into a reptile-like or insectoid state. O.E. looks to be as the letters OE are.
Raj: The being who emerged out of political tensions and the threat of intergalactic war after Trump being elected. An insect of infinite malice who is the size of a universe. Feeds on chaos.
Ahkmah*: The entity of a sigmoid state. The keeper of plateau sigma. Dopamine neurons becoming excited into mania and/or psychotic breaks through transcendental highness. Looks like a coughgel bundy with upper sanpaku https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanpaku.
Trianglism, also known as the Trigonomicon is a system of spiritual beliefs and an existential manifest to map out the known and unknown, infinite dimensions and everything in relation to the great Bass Yun. Bass yun is the good, God. And try to steer away from Figyarnus, which is the devil.
This site is currently a work in progress bible for all who wish to worship the mighty triangle. All trianglism creation, forming of the beliefs and all contents of anything related to it are sole intellectual property of Sploo and Synsynyetti (Roshambo)
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there's something like 25 posts that can be found with "trianglism" "raj" "ahkmah" "bassyun" "figyarnus" etc using the search function, + the group posts, that can be compiled into a legit bible that's 40-50 pages or so. it sounds like it requires actual effort so i've never done it but i know it's a part of my destiny.
