2022-08-20 at 9:34 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm driving my truck with 2 kids in it full of groceries, omw to my house to get them ready for bed and feed them some more, then I'm gonna work on a car and talk to this girl on snap hat and hope she doesn't go fuck somebody else but if she does I don't really blame her. I feel pretty blessed sometimes.
2022-08-20 at 10:02 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
Any drugs or alcohol involved?
No I'll probably still a pill and drink a Lil whiskey when they go to bed. My son is walking around with a whole red pepper rn and my stepkid jus puked up some chicken fingers, then I taught him about the word "greed" during timeout and had a self reflective moment at the time about how greedy I am and will probably go to jail again for my greed. My bm is out being a retard so I'm just living da simple life rn. Might convince someone to come over and entertain me but idk
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2022-08-20 at 10:06 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Gonna walk to the gas station deciding on weather or not to call the cops on the meth heads trapping out the bando across the street. If they r there after 6 i will.
No building permit, ni staying overnight u white niggers
2022-08-20 at 10:08 PM UTC
My street smarts have seemed to have declined. What's trapping out the bando mean?
2022-08-20 at 10:09 PM UTC
I think I can piece it together other than I don't know what a BANDO is
2022-08-20 at 10:11 PM UTC
I don't know what a vaco is either. Just stop patronizing me and tell me thank you!!!!!!
2022-08-20 at 10:26 PM UTC
Just got home from work I'm drinking a mikes hard lemonade thing that I got for free and arguing on Reddit
2022-08-20 at 10:41 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I just shot bob, Bob has been a lucky red rat a red tree rat who loves to drop pinecones on my tin roof when he isnt chewing on my snowmobiles. anyways Bob got his tail shot off and became quite good at knowing death was about to devour him and he would be evasive as fuk so I've prolly spent 7 bucks on ammo trying to get him with the 22 or the 22 mag.
I was ok giving him a chance at life by using the single chunk of lead but Bob has become a bit of a braggert and has a swole brain dew to me missing him for the last 2 months,, well that may be it or it could be he saw me blow his girlfriends brain right out of her head one day about 2 mo ago,,, yeah now that I think about it he musta been really pissed about that,, anyways he was dropping clusters of pinecones on my roof a few min ago and I had to take care of it once and forall so I grabbed the 20 ga and went out and leaned up against my tacoma and waited till he showed himself and then I saw him running down a limb.
KABOOOOOOOOOM! I threw my gun up like it was a western shootout and blasted a round in a 10th of a second without looking down the barrel I just knew I was on target like I was one with the gun.
I'm gonna miss Bob he was a bad mofo.
2022-08-20 at 10:45 PM UTC
I knew you were an actual sadistic fuck. I'm glad I only joke about torturing people and animals.
2022-08-20 at 11:14 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
you have an open invitation to stop by and discuss that in person Buddy
2022-08-20 at 11:18 PM UTC
What the fuck is a vaco/BANDO Jesus Christ you guys i ask so many questions here they I can just ask Jeeves just to allow you the sarisfFtion of proudly answering but people just ignore me as if I'm just a fucking LILLI PAD or whatever. Fuuuuuckjj sometimes that pisses me off what am I chopped liver Jesus Christ ???????
nah I'm just kidding I love when people don't answer my mquestions, I mean don't you? What's more endearing than that??
2022-08-20 at 11:27 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I think it means abandoned house used as a trap. There are a bunch of abandoned houses around here I really wanna explore before they get fixed up and gentrified.
2022-08-20 at 11:36 PM UTC
As I said I gathered that mich from context. I just never heard those slangs. Vaco BANDO.
