2022-08-18 at 10:57 AM UTC
A lot of people would be quite frankly shocked to hear that I BradleyB have correctly prophesied the two users most recently to die and what disease they would be riding through the gates of the temple of the screaming electron.
Congestive heart failure (paul wozny) liver failure (hydro).
While i am likely not going to be praised for my great skill of foresight i will continue refining my skill through practice and spiritual development.
Thus i would like it to be known the following users will die and their methods of death.
Ghost- Dehydration, HIV.
Kafka- Accidental drug overdose no one believes was an accident
Spectral- Extremely old age months ago, he kept moving around and smelled the same.
You're welcome.
2022-08-18 at 12:09 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
We'd be reallllly impressed if you gave us the dates, too.
2022-08-18 at 2:19 PM UTC
bradley will die with a syringe in his arm n a dik in his but
2022-08-18 at 2:22 PM UTC
Someone kill themselves please just to prove him wrong.
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2022-08-18 at 2:44 PM UTC
Ghost is already ghost. Can't die if you're already dead. The one about Kafka seems legit. Like that seems like a plausible thing that could happen.
2022-08-18 at 2:53 PM UTC
Are we talking really dead or clinically dead?
2022-08-18 at 3:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by POLECAT
who gonna die last doe
Honestly probably you
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2022-08-18 at 3:06 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
cuz POLECAT LIVES 4 EVVA!!!
2022-08-18 at 3:07 PM UTC
I think spectral is the oldest member of totse to date and at 85 that's a tough act to follow
2022-08-18 at 3:08 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
if I make it through this winter with my new sled I'll make it for years
2022-08-18 at 4:24 PM UTC
It'd be v Chuck Palahniuk if Bradley turned out to be a real oracle.
2022-08-18 at 4:28 PM UTC
I am a real oracle. But i have aspirations too, nothing is pre destined
2022-08-18 at 4:30 PM UTC
I have strong desire to have a wife that isn't like what i came from [American white trash] and have a child. Get a degree. Make someone feel loved everyday. But i can't control what others do, only my own actions and hope for the best.
2022-08-18 at 5:10 PM UTC
It'll prob be something random like a cat slitting my wrist that time, it was on the vein and bleeding lots. My aunt just said I looked emo instead of running for bandages.
