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if you were to throw a loaded gun into the orangutan enclosure

  1. 2022-08-18 at 1:53 PM UTC
    #1
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    do you think they'd be able to work out how to use it before the zookeeper can take it from them?
  2. 2022-08-18 at 1:55 PM UTC
    #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    visual aid:

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  3. 2022-08-18 at 2 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    its natural instinct would be to hold unto its longest part first then sniff or lick the handle.
  4. 2022-08-18 at 2:02 PM UTC
    #4
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its natural instinct would be to hold unto its longest part first then sniff or lick the handle.

    and then?
  5. 2022-08-18 at 2:10 PM UTC
    #5
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson and then?

    nothing.

    an oranutans finger wouldnt fit in the trigger guard.
  6. 2022-08-18 at 2:15 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nothing.

    an oranutans finger wouldnt fit in the trigger guard.

    His tongue would...why do you assume a finger needs to be used?

    (and yes his finger would fit in the guard)
  7. 2022-08-18 at 2:17 PM UTC
    #7
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson His tongue would…why do you assume a finger needs to be used?

    (and yes his finger would fit in the guard)

    how many oranutans do you know.
  8. 2022-08-18 at 2:28 PM UTC
    #8
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole




    Case dismissed.
  9. 2022-08-18 at 2:32 PM UTC
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Plot twist: harambe had a gun and the kid told him he didn't want to go home with his parents who were molesting him and planned to sell to the Clintons. Harambe had stashed it there earlier after killing some big game hunters who were after a black rhino. He didn't have a chance to get his shots off before seal team 6 sniped him from over a mile away. The child was molested furiously that night and every night after
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  10. 2022-08-18 at 2:38 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson



    Case dismissed.

    not up to scale.

    thats the hand of a prepubescent oranutan.
  11. 2022-08-18 at 2:47 PM UTC
    #11
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats the hand of a prepubescent oranutan.

    Was an age specified?? are only adult orangutans in the enclosure??

  12. 2022-08-18 at 2:49 PM UTC
    #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Is this meant to be a warning about inner city crime
  13. 2022-08-18 at 2:52 PM UTC
    #13
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole


    Adult...as you can see the fingers are quite thin, certainly thin enough to fit in the trigger guard of a gun.
  14. 2022-08-18 at 2:53 PM UTC
    #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    Yea ive seen it happen before
  15. 2022-08-18 at 6:45 PM UTC
    #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    those gorilla monkey black orangutan didn't start shooting and hollerin with them gats until all those liquor stores opened up around the hood, and those suspicious south american boys started selling Big Rock the pure cocaine for cheap on consignment

    And all that violent music on da MTV

  16. 2022-08-18 at 6:49 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Someone's never seen planet of the apes
  17. 2022-08-18 at 6:52 PM UTC
    #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Someone's never seen planet of the apes

    I only saw the musical

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