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The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Ya have you ever experimented with weed?
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    One time I was 17 I got so high you should've been there
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'll tell you who should have been there YOUR MOTHER to paddle you with a wooden spoon and twist your ear for doing something so foolish, reckless and dangerous. Kids yester days I sware...
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUT ALL NIGHT HIH WREN?????? getting LOADED with your BUDS??? Are you a LOADIE??!!!!
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I have a friend who is incredibly mechanically inclined, can strip, bore, unseize an engine, do anything with a transmission etc basically specialized trade skills intuitively despite spending 12 years inside. He cannot spell to save his life tho, even vehicle related things. He's done quite well for himself but manages to spell words incorrectly by thinking too hard about them. I wish I could post some buy and sell ads he puts up because they're so ridiculous looking.
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I remember I had to enact a scene from L.A. Confidential in drama class once (I picked the movie) and it included talk of Bennies and goofballs and red devils and all those 50s slang terms and I don't remember if anyone thought it was as funny as I did. I remember I had to play thr cop because the other kid was afraid of being perceived as a rat by playing a cop in drama class. HOOD TIMES
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Sexually transmissionable polices
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Everytime I cum it makes the sound like squeezing the last bit of ketchup out of a plastic bottle, should I see a doctor or get into porn?
  9. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ One time I was 17 I got so high you should've been there

    I was, and I always will be
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucking LIBS
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    My balls smell weird
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That would probably be the monkeypox no?
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ That would probably be the monkeypox no?

    No I have really wrinkly balls and I think the stenches get trapped inside the folds of skin, i need like a hard bristle brush to scrub them off
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster No I have really wrinkly balls and I think the stenches get trapped inside the folds of skin, i need like a hard bristle brush to scrub them off

    May I ask how you can smell them? Like are you intentionally smelling them by folding your body so your nose is close or do they, your balls, smell so strongly that when you're just standing there you can smell them and you know specifically it's your balls and not something else ?
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster No I have really wrinkly balls and I think the stenches get trapped inside the folds of skin, i need like a hard bristle brush to scrub them off

    You're fucking nasty bro
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  17. Originally posted by mmQ May I ask how you can smell them? Like are you intentionally smelling them by folding your body so your nose is close or do they, your balls, smell so strongly that when you're just standing there you can smell them and you know specifically it's your balls and not something else ?

    Could be his smelly ass. He already said he has a smelly ass.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Could be his smelly ass. He already said he has a smelly ass.

    Ishy.
  19. It's a scented alloy of smelly ass and stanky balls.
  20. If you like or discuss politics or find them engaging then you're fucking retarded and should kill yourself.
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