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  1. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Next Month (specifically Sept 27th) will be 5yrs since I quit drinking.

    Are you drinking to celebrate?
  2. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Are you drinking to celebrate?

    Commiserate more like. Life sure has been dull the last 5yrs.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Or why they don't just go before they leave for the mountain.

    That reminds me the very first toime I went to jail when I was 18, I didn't poop once for the 7 days I was there.

    Is it cuz I had MY SHIT PUSHED IN BY BUBBA GUMP????

    I wish but no. It's because I was too ASHAMED to poop in front of the others. After I became much more seasoned in the world of incarceration I quickly got over that.
  4. That reminds me of Thanksgiving 2020
  5. Originally posted by mmQ …I didn't poop once for the 7 days I was there.

    .

    Those squeakers must have been pretty nasty on the 7th day.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Why some mountain climbers aren't courteous enough to use a poop tube or other sanitary feces disposal unit and instead will just shit as they're climbing the face of a wall potentially dropping poos onto climbers below. Sometimes they stick the poop into crevices too. Shame on them!

    Poopin' on the mountain
    Feces in your eye
    Hey there buddy
    Watch what's runnin' down my thigh
  7. Kafka sweaty
    I’m remembering stuff, I threw a brick at a girl’s head when I was about 6? She’d been picking on me. It hit the back of her head. Is it normal for a child not to realise that was wrong?
  8. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Why some mountain climbers aren't courteous enough to use a poop tube or other sanitary feces disposal unit and instead will just shit as they're climbing the face of a wall potentially dropping poos onto climbers below. Sometimes they stick the poop into crevices too. Shame on them!

    because most mountain climbers are white
  9. Originally posted by Kafka I’m remembering stuff, I threw a brick at a girl’s head when I was about 6? She’d been picking on me. It hit the back of her head. Is it normal for a child not to realise that was wrong?

    It's not wrong though. The end goal of bullying is ultimately to drive the bullied individual out of the group and either kill them (or harm their reproductive success). Killing a bully isn't wrong, it's repaying like with like.
  10. Originally posted by Kafka Is it normal for a child not to realise that was wrong?

    nothing is wrong until their mothers find out.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    I didn’t know it could cause brain damage just wanted to hurt her, I think it’s normal for children to be violent. There’s this other thing though, you know those arcade machines were you try to get teddybears with a claw thing? I saw a pic of one full of real cats and thought it was cute, until someone told me they were suffocating. I didn’t notice that.
  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Or why they don't just go before they leave for the mountain.

    It really only when they have diarrhea that the complaints start coming in.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka I didn’t know it could cause brain damage just wanted to hurt her, I think it’s normal for children to be violent. There’s this other thing though, you know those arcade machines were you try to get teddybears with a claw thing? I saw a pic of one full of real cats and thought it was cute, until someone told me they were suffocating. I didn’t notice that.

    have you heard of bottle cats
  14. Magic Johnson orgy parties
  15. Originally posted by Bradley have you heard of bottle cats

    I've heard of bottled cat.
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Manifesting some good shit next
  17. Who are you, Johnny Genesis (inventor of Nintendo Genesis)?
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Johnny Blood Code
  19. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, Johnny Genesis (inventor of Nintendo Genesis)?

    Fucking lol, Nintendo didn't invent the Genesis, they invented the Sega Gamecube.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    But who invented stuffing wool doused in lighter fluid up their ass and setting it aflame, you wonder?

    Well that would be none other than Albert Fish. #respek
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