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I met a Ukrainian teen just now

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    it is fucking weird like sketchy because this super hot chick like teen walked across from me and i was like holy fuck something about her (also I am not sure of her age but id guess 16/17) like struck me. Like I got this weird excitement in my bones I havent had for yrs like you know when youre doing something really naughty and sexual or something youve always wanted and you see it in front of you or youre doing it? Like looking at weird porn for the first time or something or finding some site with a super hot chick or something and some old fat man or some weird shit youre seeing the first time and getting weirdly excited by it? anyway i turn around follow her hoping im gonna see an opportunity to say something like hi or how is your day or compliment her hair or something as she walks parallell but she seemed like in some hurry and so i was like fuk it shell probbaly wont talk or is busy or trying to get somewhere on time so i walk away but later i come back and noticed a bar in that alley so out of curisity im like ill check it out. but i walk by and the bar was closed so i figure ill go ahead in there soo whats over there where the chick went plus i could take a leak and damm it was some weird ass area like the walls were painted with only pants come in like a block for cars on the left and it looked like some abandoned club outdoor one but there were also like apartment buildings or it was part of some layut of condos inside or places people live and some sketchy dudes left one door. so i go left into the abyss and shes just by herself waiting for someone with a bag on and like jeans. It was as if i gort a picture in my head she is an underaged prostitute waiting for a client but who fucking knows guyys. I end up making small convo with her like is there a club here or something and she was like no its apartments or people live here and i didnt want to be upfront ask her what the fuck shes doing just standing there. I forgot if she was smoking or just with her phone i think. like she was like yea when I asked if she lived here and she claimed or told me shes wiaitn for a friend. but anyway who fucking knows i got her instagram though.
  2. #2
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    should i ask her how old she is or will it come off as weird plus shell ask for mine.
  3. #3
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol she just told me shes 15 and was just standing there to smoke not meet a friend which is hard to believe. but she did say she lives there temporarily.
  4. #4
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i just asked her if she has a boyfriend and shes fine if shes over the aoc in poland were good.
  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    fuck she thought i was like 25 i told her my true age and she gave me a big eye emoji and i think i fucked it up telling her the truth. i should have went with 26.
  6. #6
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    guys she sort of did answer and is talking. but the thing is my dick is so fucking hard right now.
  7. #7
    cigreting Dark Matter
    hey warioat did u see my fred about u buddy
  8. #8
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    yes sir...
  9. #9
    GET AWAY FROM HER
  10. #10
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers GET CLOSER TO HER

  11. #11
    Originally posted by Wariat it is fucking weird like sketchy because this super hot chick like teen walked across from me and i was like holy fuck something about her (also I am not sure of her age but id guess 16/17) like struck me. Like I got this weird excitement in my bones I havent had for yrs like you know when youre doing something really naughty and sexual or something youve always wanted and you see it in front of you or youre doing it? Like looking at weird porn for the first time or something or finding some site with a super hot chick or something and some old fat man or some weird shit youre seeing the first time and getting weirdly excited by it? anyway i turn around follow her hoping im gonna see an opportunity to say something like hi or how is your day or compliment her hair or something as she walks parallell but she seemed like in some hurry and so i was like fuk it shell probbaly wont talk or is busy or trying to get somewhere on time so i walk away but later i come back and noticed a bar in that alley so out of curisity im like ill check it out. but i walk by and the bar was closed so i figure ill go ahead in there soo whats over there where the chick went plus i could take a leak and damm it was some weird ass area like the walls were painted with only pants come in like a block for cars on the left and it looked like some abandoned club outdoor one but there were also like apartment buildings or it was part of some layut of condos inside or places people live and some sketchy dudes left one door. so i go left into the abyss and shes just by herself waiting for someone with a bag on and like jeans. It was as if i gort a picture in my head she is an underaged prostitute waiting for a client but who fucking knows guyys. I end up making small convo with her like is there a club here or something and she was like no its apartments or people live here and i didnt want to be upfront ask her what the fuck shes doing just standing there. I forgot if she was smoking or just with her phone i think. like she was like yea when I asked if she lived here and she claimed or told me shes wiaitn for a friend. but anyway who fucking knows i got her instagram though.

    Paragraphs, grammar and spelling...come on, use that journalism degree you have...
  12. #12
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Paragraphs, grammar and spelling…come on, use that journalism degree you have…

    A real journalist does not let anyone else dictate them on what to do!
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Michael Myers A real journalist does not let anyone else dictate them on what to do!

    Their Editor changes it all though.
  14. #14
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Their Editor changes it all though.

    That's why real journalists don't work for mainstream media.
  15. #15
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    she claims to be living with her mom in poland so i guess her dad went to war or something. i didnt ask folks. for specifics.
  16. #16
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    were talking on and off on instagram all day folks.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Wariat were talking on and off on instagram all day folks.

    Yeah we are talking on and off on NIS all day too, doesn't mean you're going to get your taint licked sunbeam.
  18. #18
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    damm she told me her sign and it claims thwt the birthday is like between august 24 and september something and she ende dup revealing to me shes not even 15 yet but soon.
  19. #19
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Michael Myers That's why real journalists don't work for mainstream media.

    sometimes real journalists don't work at all

    they just dick around on their laptops at bars and follow young/old women around
  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    he's like a young jeffery tube-out
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