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  1. Originally posted by mmQ Nah skinny jeans is the street name of some ruthless thug up there that lurks around town in really tight pants, murdering people who he suspects of having reduced blood flow due to opiate use.

    Who are you John Skin, inventor of MrSkin.com?
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I just hung out with thisbtirl I haven't seen in a while who was fighting with her boyfriend so she wanted me to take her to McDonald's and somehow I finessed her out of 20 bucks and got fries and a drink for free and drank a bunch of her vodka and dropped her off after she said several times she wanted me to come in but she kinda didn't look great and she needed to do 2 lines to get her energy right and I just drank and laughed at her so now I'm driving home to call her mom crim a pay phone, this province looks down on noncery

    What's my age again
    What's mt age again
    What the hell is autism?
    What's my age again

    I think I hurt her feelings by not fucking her. Her boyfriend is scared of me and she told me he would stab me instead of fighting me when I'm literally an old cripple and he's a yung junk. She said she missed me and thinks about me and that made me paranoid. Idky I hate the words "I miss you" so much (apart from the blink 182 song of course) I thubk if like 5 times I've heard ths in Mt life and it hurts. My stepkid says it to me all the time but he's a sook. My son saying it would make me mad.

    I gotta fix so many freakin vehicles. Fuck my life is stupid. Idk if the choices I'm making are good or not but I'm not in jail so that's kinda what I'm going off of I'm so institutionalized and used to government monitoring I feel fucking damaged. I need acid to reset my brain. Mayne I'll eat someone's face like big lurch, hopefully my own

    The spirit of Kr0z had my phone for 85% of this post
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  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I just hung out with thisbtirl I haven't seen in a while who was fighting with her boyfriend so she wanted me to take her to McDonald's and somehow I finessed her out of 20 bucks and got fries and a drink for free and drank a bunch of her vodka and dropped her off after she said several times she wanted me to come in but she kinda didn't look great and she needed to do 2 lines to get her energy right and I just drank and laughed at her so now I'm driving home to call her mom crim a pay phone, this province looks down on noncery

    What's my age again
    What's mt age again
    What the hell is autism?
    What's my age again

    I think I hurt her feelings by not fucking her. Her boyfriend is scared of me and she told me he would stab me instead of fighting me when I'm literally an old cripple and he's a yung junk. She said she missed me and thinks about me and that made me paranoid. Idky I hate the words "I miss you" so much (apart from the blink 182 song of course) I thubk if like 5 times I've heard ths in Mt life and it hurts. My stepkid says it to me all the time but he's a sook. My son saying it would make me mad.

    I gotta fix so many freakin vehicles. Fuck my life is stupid. Idk if the choices I'm making are good or not but I'm not in jail so that's kinda what I'm going off of I'm so institutionalized and used to government monitoring I feel fucking damaged. I need acid to reset my brain. Mayne I'll eat someone's face like big lurch, hopefully my own

    The spirit of Kr0z had my phone for 85% of this post

    why does control over women give you catharsis?
  4. Originally posted by Sudo I just hung out with thisbtirl I haven't seen in a while who was fighting with her boyfriend so she wanted me to take her to McDonald's and somehow I finessed her out of 20 bucks and got fries and a drink for free and drank a bunch of her vodka and dropped her off after she said several times she wanted me to come in but she kinda didn't look great and she needed to do 2 lines to get her energy right and I just drank and laughed at her so now I'm driving home to call her mom crim a pay phone, this province looks down on noncery


    Why are you hanging around with children you disgusting paedophile?
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by troon why does control over women give you catharsis?

  6. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/bolivia-cocoa-farmer-protesting-blows-himself-up-234908/

    The last place you want to be in the world - some dirt poor coca farmer, lying on the street in Bolivia, trying to hold your insides in with your stump of an arm, wearing pink shoes.

    did he live?
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  7. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat did he live?

    Yes, for now. He's in a medically induced coma, his condition is improving. Doctors think he's got a 50/50 chance of survival. He's going to be woken up in a couple of days.

    I wonder if he's going to think it was all a bad dream.
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  8. Originally posted by Sudo I just hung out with thisbtirl I haven't seen in a while who was fighting with her boyfriend so she wanted me to take her to McDonald's and somehow I finessed her out of 20 bucks and got fries and a drink for free and drank a bunch of her vodka and dropped her off after she said several times she wanted me to come in but she kinda didn't look great and she needed to do 2 lines to get her energy right and I just drank and laughed at her so now I'm driving home to call her mom crim a pay phone, this province looks down on noncery

    What's my age again
    What's mt age again
    What the hell is autism?
    What's my age again

    I think I hurt her feelings by not fucking her. Her boyfriend is scared of me and she told me he would stab me instead of fighting me when I'm literally an old cripple and he's a yung junk. She said she missed me and thinks about me and that made me paranoid. Idky I hate the words "I miss you" so much (apart from the blink 182 song of course) I thubk if like 5 times I've heard ths in Mt life and it hurts. My stepkid says it to me all the time but he's a sook. My son saying it would make me mad.

    I gotta fix so many freakin vehicles. Fuck my life is stupid. Idk if the choices I'm making are good or not but I'm not in jail so that's kinda what I'm going off of I'm so institutionalized and used to government monitoring I feel fucking damaged. I need acid to reset my brain. Mayne I'll eat someone's face like big lurch, hopefully my own

    The spirit of Kr0z had my phone for 85% of this post

    This resonates with me
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  9. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You were "taking dicks" just yesterday. What gives?

    i found mohammad
  10. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i found mohammad

    Where was he hiding?
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I got chased by UCs earlier but might have been a coincidence since we were smoking a joint at a public park that's frequented by them but I had to drive off and make it obvious we saw them for them to fuck off. Hoping it was a coincidence and they just recognized me and my vehicle which is certainly possible but I think I should take it up as something I should be careful about. Someone I know and has similar features as me is meeting up with this girl I used to fw I've been ignoring. Kinda weird how that keeps happening. Life is weird I can5 believe I'm still alive and free byy the grace of Allah. You can't spell manic without MAN, man
  12. allahu akbar
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The fact the UCs chased us during the exact time that Jummah was and would be starting is no coincidence. I may be retarded but I can add 2+2 and didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday which is why it is so difficult to scare me
  14. That didnt scare him, kid
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked That didnt scare him, kid

    Man I wish I was speccy. Everything scares me.
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Literally me

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  17. Originally posted by Sudo I just hung out with thisbtirl I haven't seen in a while who was fighting with her boyfriend so she wanted me to take her to McDonald's and somehow I finessed her out of 20 bucks and got fries and a drink for free and drank a bunch of her vodka and dropped her off after she said several times she wanted me to come in but she kinda didn't look great and she needed to do 2 lines to get her energy right and I just drank and laughed at her so now I'm driving home to call her mom crim a pay phone, this province looks down on noncery

    What's my age again
    What's mt age again
    What the hell is autism?
    What's my age again

    I think I hurt her feelings by not fucking her. Her boyfriend is scared of me and she told me he would stab me instead of fighting me when I'm literally an old cripple and he's a yung junk. She said she missed me and thinks about me and that made me paranoid. Idky I hate the words "I miss you" so much (apart from the blink 182 song of course) I thubk if like 5 times I've heard ths in Mt life and it hurts. My stepkid says it to me all the time but he's a sook. My son saying it would make me mad.

    I gotta fix so many freakin vehicles. Fuck my life is stupid. Idk if the choices I'm making are good or not but I'm not in jail so that's kinda what I'm going off of I'm so institutionalized and used to government monitoring I feel fucking damaged. I need acid to reset my brain. Mayne I'll eat someone's face like big lurch, hopefully my own

    The spirit of Kr0z had my phone for 85% of this post

    Didn't read
  18. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Where was he hiding?

    where jesus used to hide.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny where jesus used to hide.

    So in plain sight?
  20. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny where jesus used to hide.

    The mountainous region?
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