Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Mayor Eric Adam's of NYC said Governor Abbott of Texas is a threat to America and that he is seriously contemplating sending a bus load of New Yorkers to Texas to knock on doors in an effort to campaign against Abbott.
When I try to imagine New Yorkers banging on doors in Texas and trying to tell a Texan how to vote all I can see is this old commercial...
there's a wire they run around the city so that they can call anything inside the wire 'home'.
this is in order to circumvent their own religious belief that they cannot leave their home on the Shabbat, in yet another bizarre attempt to out-J'ew God
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I've been warning others about the secret Jedi wire for months now.when the wire goes down they get an emergency broadcast alert and they literally have to freeze in place until the wire is made whole again
Originally posted by aldra
yeah I was kind of wondering how many of them were strict enough to lose their minds if someone were to go around snipping them
lmrao. also i thought pace hot salsa sauce was supposed to be made in new york city . its one of those fake and gay brands where they dont run ads anymore cause its established so how was i supposed to know
