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Under what circumstances you apply petroleum jelly?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, perhaps wen your thighs are chafed, your asshole sore and tender, and ur taint is smelly?👍
  2. #2
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Apply it to doorknobs to keep people from entering a room.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I apply it to floors and slide around in my underwear like Tom Cruise in Risky Buisness
  4. #4
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, perhaps wen your thighs are chafed, your asshole sore and tender, and ur taint is smelly?👍

    I don't. minor wounds tend to heal quicker when exposed to the air...you can stick some triple antibiotic cream on it initially but ultimately the human body...being the amazing thing it is...a protective scab will form and the need for petroleum jelly is limited to only being used as a cheap lubricant for having sex with unwilling or dried up victims.
  5. #5
    cigreting Dark Matter
    i aply it to ur granps ashole befor i tear it up fag
  6. #6
    i use it as a hair gel.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i use it as a hair gel.

    Ass hair gel no doubt...ready for penetration by your communist overlords.
  8. #8
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    If u add vaseline to ur chafed thightsc/ass itll basically make it worse.

    Thats a job for da classic gold bond medicated powda!
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